bobbyshinton 59 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 DA VINCI CODE Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: A woman ... A donkey ... A shovel ... A fish ... and a Star of David It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings. The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said: "This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them." Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews. The audience applauded enthusiastically. Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, "Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left...... It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick !! Just keeping me hand in. I'm still only a trialist, so I can make mistakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 (edited) Quite like that. EDIT: Got to read it with Jewish accent(?). Edited August 9, 2006 by DotBum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 shite tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 But why the need to write it on the wall?? Why not just say to his chum 'Holy Mackerel, look at the ass on that chick.'?? Which cave was it on, by the way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Altamira Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Altamira 173340[/snapback] Ah, the new model by Nissan, yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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