curry stained pilchard 0 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 ...has a MySpace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 No mention of making contraband grog? Photoshopped tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curry stained pilchard 0 Posted August 8, 2006 Author Share Posted August 8, 2006 (edited) No mention of making contraband grog? Photoshopped tbh. 172448[/snapback] Quote from Erica (The Guv) Veh well, Lizzie. I am quite prepared to believe that you are innocent of making home brew - although traces of grain alcohol have been found in your hot water bottle AND your colon. Explanation, please! As for the semen, there has been a rumour circulating amongst the senior officers that you and Steve Fawkner have been conducting an illicit affair. I undahstand that you are a very desirable woman, but any hint of scandal involving prisoners and staff would be investigated thoroughly. If you HAVE been "fooling around" with Mr Fawkner, I suggest that you make a statement to that effect to Ted Douglas. He will then most likely want a "go" himself, as it were. That will be all, you may go. Mrs Davidson Edited August 8, 2006 by Fat Boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 No mention of making contraband grog? Photoshopped tbh. 172448[/snapback] Quote from Erica (The Guv) Veh well, Lizzie. I am quite prepared to believe that you are innocent of making home brew - although traces of grain alcohol have been found in your hot water bottle AND your colon. Explanation, please! As for the semen, there has been a rumour circulating amongst the senior officers that you and Steve Fawkner have been conducting an illicit affair. I undahstand that you are a very desirable woman, but any hint of scandal involving prisoners and staff would be investigated thoroughly. If you HAVE been "fooling around" with Mr Fawkner, I suggest that you make a statement to that effect to Ted Douglas. He will then most likely want a "go" himself, as it were. That will be all, you may go. Mrs Davidson 172457[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I though this thread was going to be about that rough-as-out hag from Rochdale that featured on Wife Swap. Think that was Lizzie Bardsworth (or Bardsley?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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