Gemmill 46027 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Not a single line, and a bit, well very, racist, but I love this monolgue: "...In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers... It's a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago, the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much f--kin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line forever, from blonde hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was f--ked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?" 172602[/snapback] What's that off again? 172605[/snapback] Fool 172608[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebellious 0 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Not a single line, and a bit, well very, racist, but I love this monolgue: "...In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers... It's a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago, the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much f--kin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line forever, from blonde hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was f--ked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?" 172602[/snapback] True Romance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2715 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Not a single line, and a bit, well very, racist, but I love this monolgue: "...In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers... It's a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago, the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much f--kin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line forever, from blonde hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was f--ked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?" 172602[/snapback] What's that off again? 172605[/snapback] Fool 172608[/snapback] 172609[/snapback] By Christopher Walken if I'm not mistaken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1260 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Not a single line, and a bit, well very, racist, but I love this monolgue: "...In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers... It's a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago, the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much f--kin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line forever, from blonde hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was f--ked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?" 172602[/snapback] What's that off again? 172605[/snapback] Fool 172608[/snapback] 172609[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 (edited) Not a single line, and a bit, well very, racist, but I love this monolgue: "...In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers... It's a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago, the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much f--kin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line forever, from blonde hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was f--ked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?" 172602[/snapback] What's that off again? 172605[/snapback] Fool 172608[/snapback] 172609[/snapback] By Christopher Walken if I'm not mistaken. 172612[/snapback] You are indeeed mistaken, it's Dennis Hopper. The single greatest advert for smoking ever. Edited August 8, 2006 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Not a single line, and a bit, well very, racist, but I love this monolgue: "...In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers... It's a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago, the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much f--kin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line forever, from blonde hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was f--ked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?" 172602[/snapback] What's that off again? 172605[/snapback] True Romance. 172606[/snapback] I've had breakfast in the diner that he goes to with Patricia Arquette. Which makes me pretty damn cool tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2715 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Not a single line, and a bit, well very, racist, but I love this monolgue: "...In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers... It's a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago, the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much f--kin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line forever, from blonde hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was f--ked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?" 172602[/snapback] What's that off again? 172605[/snapback] Fool 172608[/snapback] 172609[/snapback] By Christopher Walken if I'm not mistaken. 172612[/snapback] You are indeeed mistaken, it's Dennis Hopper. 172614[/snapback] Ah yes To Christopher Walken if I'm not mistaken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 (edited) Not a single line, and a bit, well very, racist, but I love this monolgue: "...In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers... It's a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago, the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much f--kin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line forever, from blonde hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was f--ked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?" 172602[/snapback] That scene is amazing, especially with that music playing. Edited August 8, 2006 by Jonny2J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 (edited) I love the smell of napalm in the morning.................. Infamy! Infamy!!! they've all got in fa me!!!! Edited August 8, 2006 by Rob W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1260 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I love the smell of napalm in the morning.................. Infamy! Infamy!!! they've all got in fa me!!!! 172636[/snapback] Up Pompei or Carry On Cleo? Welease Woger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 C -O -Cleo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1260 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 The late great Kenneth Williams if I'm not mistaken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Hank Evans: Vagiclean, "huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco? Mrs. Bittman: Excuse me? Hank Evans: No, excuse me. There's no tag on this. [grabs microphone] Hank Evans: Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I love the smell of napalm in the morning.................. Infamy! Infamy!!! they've all got in fa me!!!! 172636[/snapback] Up Pompei or Carry On Cleo? Welease Woger! 172639[/snapback] Goose: Yeeha, Jester's dead! Wolfman: Won this bullshit? Goose: Didn't everybody? Hollywood: Hell no, man. We got our butts kicked. Wolfman: Thirty seconds. We went like this, he went like that. I said to Hollywood, "Where'd he go?" Hollywood says, "Where'd who go?" Hollywood: Yeah, and he's laughing at us, right on the radio, he's laughing at us. Slider: That was me laughing, dickhead. Merlin: What are you doing? You're slowing down, you're slowing down! Maverick: I'm bringing him in closer, Merlin. Merlin: You're gonna do WHAT? The Emperor: You weak, pathetic fools, I've come for your souls! Lord Rayden: heh heh heh, I don't think so. [to a german soldier during WWII] Connor MacLeod: Whatever you say, Jack. You are the master race. News Reporter: The garage is watered from the sprinklers. It also left a man's decapitated body lying on the floor next to his own severed head. The head, which of this time, has no name. Kurgan: I know his name. [inserts cassette tape into car stereo] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2715 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Hank Evans: Vagiclean, "huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?Mrs. Bittman: Excuse me? Hank Evans: No, excuse me. There's no tag on this. [grabs microphone] Hank Evans: Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough. 172699[/snapback] "Look, I'm not here to twist your niblets" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2715 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness news. Back to you fuckers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11542 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "Hang on lads, I've got an idea" And Caine's line to Alf Robert's in Get Carter that I can't remember word for word. 172494[/snapback] 'Your a big man and your in bad shape, and for me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself'. Another good one from Get Carter is... "You know Eric, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes look like. They're still the same, Piss holes in the snow" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Not a single line, and a bit, well very, racist, but I love this monolgue: "...In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers... It's a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago, the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much f--kin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line forever, from blonde hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was f--ked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?" 172602[/snapback] Another brilliant scene in cinemagraphic history Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4132 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Butch: You okay? Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay. Butch: What now? Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1260 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I love the smell of napalm in the morning.................. Infamy! Infamy!!! they've all got in fa me!!!! 172636[/snapback] Up Pompei or Carry On Cleo? Welease Woger! 172639[/snapback] Goose: Yeeha, Jester's dead! Wolfman: Won this bullshit? Goose: Didn't everybody? Hollywood: Hell no, man. We got our butts kicked. Wolfman: Thirty seconds. We went like this, he went like that. I said to Hollywood, "Where'd he go?" Hollywood says, "Where'd who go?" Hollywood: Yeah, and he's laughing at us, right on the radio, he's laughing at us. Slider: That was me laughing, dickhead. Merlin: What are you doing? You're slowing down, you're slowing down! Maverick: I'm bringing him in closer, Merlin. Merlin: You're gonna do WHAT? The Emperor: You weak, pathetic fools, I've come for your souls! Lord Rayden: heh heh heh, I don't think so. [to a german soldier during WWII] Connor MacLeod: Whatever you say, Jack. You are the master race. News Reporter: The garage is watered from the sprinklers. It also left a man's decapitated body lying on the floor next to his own severed head. The head, which of this time, has no name. Kurgan: I know his name. [inserts cassette tape into car stereo] 172702[/snapback] I don't care what you say, you can't whack Highlander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Scots deviant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted August 8, 2006 Author Share Posted August 8, 2006 I love the smell of napalm in the morning.................. Infamy! Infamy!!! they've all got in fa me!!!! 172636[/snapback] Up Pompei or Carry On Cleo? Welease Woger! 172639[/snapback] Goose: Yeeha, Jester's dead! Wolfman: Won this bullshit? Goose: Didn't everybody? Hollywood: Hell no, man. We got our butts kicked. Wolfman: Thirty seconds. We went like this, he went like that. I said to Hollywood, "Where'd he go?" Hollywood says, "Where'd who go?" Hollywood: Yeah, and he's laughing at us, right on the radio, he's laughing at us. Slider: That was me laughing, dickhead. Merlin: What are you doing? You're slowing down, you're slowing down! Maverick: I'm bringing him in closer, Merlin. Merlin: You're gonna do WHAT? The Emperor: You weak, pathetic fools, I've come for your souls! Lord Rayden: heh heh heh, I don't think so. [to a german soldier during WWII] Connor MacLeod: Whatever you say, Jack. You are the master race. News Reporter: The garage is watered from the sprinklers. It also left a man's decapitated body lying on the floor next to his own severed head. The head, which of this time, has no name. Kurgan: I know his name. [inserts cassette tape into car stereo] 172702[/snapback] I don't care what you say, you can't whack Highlander. 172762[/snapback] Hi my name is Debbie and i live in Dallas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 M' US colleague has come over aaalll reminiscent................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "I believe in America. America has made my fortune." "Hey, whaddya gonna do, nice college boy, eh? Didn't want to get mixed up in the Family business, huh? Now you wanna gun down a police captain. Why? Because he slapped ya in the face a little bit? Hah? What do you think this is the Army, where you shoot 'em a mile away? You've gotta get up close like this and - bada-BING! - you blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit." Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever." "I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!" "Stanley, see this? This is this. This ain't something else. This is this." First 4 are easy. Who can get the fifth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 deer hunter - easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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