Toonraider 0 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 The company i work for are always sending me on courses, anger management being the next one i have to attend What do you do when you get really mad and angry? Have you any special things you do that calm you down? I am quick tempered, so i tend to lose my temper, shout and bang things around in the kitchen for alittle while, then take a deep breath and try and sort things out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 The company i work for are always sending me on courses, anger management being the next one i have to attend What do you do when you get really mad and angry? Have you any special things you do that calm you down? I am quick tempered, so i tend to lose my temper, shout and bang things around in the kitchen for alittle while, then take a deep breath and try and sort things out. 13873[/snapback] I normally knock one off, works a treat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 The company i work for are always sending me on courses, anger management being the next one i have to attend What do you do when you get really mad and angry? Have you any special things you do that calm you down? I am quick tempered, so i tend to lose my temper, shout and bang things around in the kitchen for alittle while, then take a deep breath and try and sort things out. 13873[/snapback] I normally knock one off, works a treat 13874[/snapback] I normally knock a couple off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 17, 2005 Author Share Posted August 17, 2005 The company i work for are always sending me on courses, anger management being the next one i have to attend What do you do when you get really mad and angry? Have you any special things you do that calm you down? I am quick tempered, so i tend to lose my temper, shout and bang things around in the kitchen for alittle while, then take a deep breath and try and sort things out. 13873[/snapback] I normally knock one off, works a treat 13874[/snapback] I was expecting someone to say that But how can you get aroused when your're angry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7005 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 I tend to break inanimate objects when I'm pushed to my limits. I've had to replace: Kitchen bin (put my fist through the lid) Iron (smashed it down on the ironing board and the element dropped out) 2 internal doors (put my bare foot through both) Countless other things I can't remember..... Anger management? Me?? Nah, I don't need it - it's already 'channeled'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 17, 2005 Author Share Posted August 17, 2005 The company i work for are always sending me on courses, anger management being the next one i have to attend What do you do when you get really mad and angry? Have you any special things you do that calm you down? I am quick tempered, so i tend to lose my temper, shout and bang things around in the kitchen for alittle while, then take a deep breath and try and sort things out. 13873[/snapback] I normally knock one off, works a treat 13874[/snapback] I normally knock a couple off. 13876[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Stress balls. Great to knock one off over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 17, 2005 Author Share Posted August 17, 2005 I tend to break inanimate objects when I'm pushed to my limits. I've had to replace: Kitchen bin (put my fist through the lid) Iron (smashed it down on the ironing board and the element dropped out) 2 internal doors (put my bare foot through both) Countless other things I can't remember..... Anger management? Me?? Nah, I don't need it - it's already 'channeled'! 13878[/snapback] though you may need a trip to B&Q occassionally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicklee Sausage Roll 0 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 I tend to break inanimate objects when I'm pushed to my limits. I've had to replace: Kitchen bin (put my fist through the lid) Iron (smashed it down on the ironing board and the element dropped out) 2 internal doors (put my bare foot through both) Countless other things I can't remember..... Anger management? Me?? Nah, I don't need it - it's already 'channeled'! 13878[/snapback] Tried to put my fist through a fire door once. Broke my knuckle. Pulled the tendons in my thumb slamming my car door. Put my foot through a wall, (plasterboard and battening) which I intended to remove later anyway. Snapped a faulty keyboard over my knee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Try knocking one out, its a great stress buster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Probably, but knocking one off is your solution for everything! Anger managment, insomnia, bad day at work, coping with loss... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicklee Sausage Roll 0 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Try knocking one out, its a great stress buster. 13888[/snapback] Yeah, it's not masturbation, it's displacement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 (edited) Not to bad nowadays but used to be terrible: Once put the handbrake on the car whilst turning a corner at speed - I wasn't driving Kicked the windscreen out the same night - from the inside, had to replace it nextday Several interior doors Portable TV across the bedroom Once stuck a garden hoa in the cheek of my brothers arse, the head came off I then lashed him across the back until the shank broke - older brother, we still speak Also gave him a nasty lump on his head with a 12inch pasting brush - seperate occasion Once put my foot through the wall of the kitchen into the bedroom nextdoor whilst she was in bed - Kitchen was a mess Shot a lad who used to live across the road right between the eyes with a ballbearing for spitting on my brother - Same lads dead now but it wasn't that what killed him But my favourite has to be once when i was arguing with her, in temper i scrubbed her face with a piece of buttered bread. I would just like to add to this that all this happened many moons ago when i was young and daft and deeply regret the majority of them, but I'm alright now - honest Edited August 17, 2005 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51342 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Not to bad nowadays but used to be terrible: Once put the handbrake on the car whilst turning a corner at speed - I wasn't driving Kicked the windscreen out the same night - from the inside, had to replace it nextday Several interior doors Portable TV across the bedroom Once stuck a garden hoa in the cheek of my brothers arse, the head came off I then lashed him across the back until the shank broke - older brother, we still speak Also gave him a nasty lump on his head with a 12inch pasting brush - seperate occasion Once put my foot through the wall of the kitchen into the bedroom nextdoor whilst she was in bed - Kitchen was a mess Shot a lad who used to live across the road right between the eyes with a ballbearing for spitting on my brother - Same lads dead now but it wasn't that killed him But my favourite has to be once when i was arguing with her, in temper i scrubbed her face with a piece of buttered bread. I would just like to add to this that all this happened many moons ago when i was young and daft and deeply regret the majority of them, but I'm alright now - honest 13936[/snapback] Aye, I'm sure you are......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10633 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 I normally send some people to jail who knocked other people off. Works a treat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 (edited) The company i work for are always sending me on courses, anger management being the next one i have to attend What do you do when you get really mad and angry? Have you any special things you do that calm you down? I am quick tempered, so i tend to lose my temper, shout and bang things around in the kitchen for alittle while, then take a deep breath and try and sort things out. 13873[/snapback] I normally knock one off, works a treat 13874[/snapback] I normally knock a couple off. 13876[/snapback] I usually knock your lass off, works wonders! Edited August 17, 2005 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 The company i work for are always sending me on courses, anger management being the next one i have to attend What do you do when you get really mad and angry? Have you any special things you do that calm you down? I am quick tempered, so i tend to lose my temper, shout and bang things around in the kitchen for alittle while, then take a deep breath and try and sort things out. 13873[/snapback] I normally knock one off, works a treat 13874[/snapback] I normally knock a couple off. 13876[/snapback] I usually knock your lass off, works wonders! 13941[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Not to bad nowadays but used to be terrible: Once put the handbrake on the car whilst turning a corner at speed - I wasn't driving Kicked the windscreen out the same night - from the inside, had to replace it nextday Several interior doors Portable TV across the bedroom Once stuck a garden hoa in the cheek of my brothers arse, the head came off I then lashed him across the back until the shank broke - older brother, we still speak Also gave him a nasty lump on his head with a 12inch pasting brush - seperate occasion Once put my foot through the wall of the kitchen into the bedroom nextdoor whilst she was in bed - Kitchen was a mess Shot a lad who used to live across the road right between the eyes with a ballbearing for spitting on my brother - Same lads dead now but it wasn't that what killed him But my favourite has to be once when i was arguing with her, in temper i scrubbed her face with a piece of buttered bread. I would just like to add to this that all this happened many moons ago when i was young and daft and deeply regret the majority of them, but I'm alright now - honest 13936[/snapback] Woah there, easy tiger. Your blood pressure must be through the roof! Saying that like i might try the buttered bread one next time wor lass kicks off. Out of interest, how did she respond to the "Flora treatment"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51342 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Not to bad nowadays but used to be terrible: Once put the handbrake on the car whilst turning a corner at speed - I wasn't driving Kicked the windscreen out the same night - from the inside, had to replace it nextday Several interior doors Portable TV across the bedroom Once stuck a garden hoa in the cheek of my brothers arse, the head came off I then lashed him across the back until the shank broke - older brother, we still speak Also gave him a nasty lump on his head with a 12inch pasting brush - seperate occasion Once put my foot through the wall of the kitchen into the bedroom nextdoor whilst she was in bed - Kitchen was a mess Shot a lad who used to live across the road right between the eyes with a ballbearing for spitting on my brother - Same lads dead now but it wasn't that what killed him But my favourite has to be once when i was arguing with her, in temper i scrubbed her face with a piece of buttered bread. I would just like to add to this that all this happened many moons ago when i was young and daft and deeply regret the majority of them, but I'm alright now - honest 13936[/snapback] Woah there, easy tiger. Your blood pressure must be through the roof! Saying that like i might try the buttered bread one next time wor lass kicks off. Out of interest, how did she respond to the "Flora treatment"? 13943[/snapback] I know a lad who did that to a waiter who put butter on his bacon sandwich when he'd specifically asked for no butter. Little Chinese bloke (the waiter) nearly shat himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Not to bad nowadays but used to be terrible: Once put the handbrake on the car whilst turning a corner at speed - I wasn't driving Kicked the windscreen out the same night - from the inside, had to replace it nextday Several interior doors Portable TV across the bedroom Once stuck a garden hoa in the cheek of my brothers arse, the head came off I then lashed him across the back until the shank broke - older brother, we still speak Also gave him a nasty lump on his head with a 12inch pasting brush - seperate occasion Once put my foot through the wall of the kitchen into the bedroom nextdoor whilst she was in bed - Kitchen was a mess Shot a lad who used to live across the road right between the eyes with a ballbearing for spitting on my brother - Same lads dead now but it wasn't that what killed him But my favourite has to be once when i was arguing with her, in temper i scrubbed her face with a piece of buttered bread. I would just like to add to this that all this happened many moons ago when i was young and daft and deeply regret the majority of them, but I'm alright now - honest 13936[/snapback] Woah there, easy tiger. Your blood pressure must be through the roof! Saying that like i might try the buttered bread one next time wor lass kicks off. Out of interest, how did she respond to the "Flora treatment"? 13943[/snapback] Not very well, she kicked off like a wildcat and i ended up with about 10% skin left on my body and face and spent the night on the settee, put it all down to a learning curve and stopped drinking Jusoda, sends me up the fucking wall. Suppose it was worth it for the memorys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Might spread a bit meat paste onto a crust seeing as wor lass is a vegetarian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Might spread a bit meat paste onto a crust seeing as wor lass is a vegetarian. 13946[/snapback] Should go down well, let me know how you get on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Shouldn't have to wait to long, wor lass has just been to the fortune tellers, some daft gypsy has probably planted the idea in her shit for a brain that i'm a fanny rat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 You two make a lovely couple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 IP check I reckon. Same person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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