sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Bad news for me and SLP. It has been revealed that GMTV host Kate Garraway posed nude while she was pregnant with new baby Darcy. The presenter apparently recreated Demi Moore's famous nude pose for the cover of Vanity Fair, and the pictures were due to appear in OK! magazine. However, TV bosses felt that the pictures were inappropriate and have banned them from being used. A source told The Daily Mirror: “Her bosses thought the shoot was not appropriate. “They see GMTV as a very family-oriented show. Kate accepted the decision.” OK! will now print pictures of baby Darcy, who was born earlier this month. 172818[/snapback] I would KILL for those photos. I would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Only because her bumps too small and she's a bit of a minger anyway! 172847[/snapback] NO, it's because she has the fruit of someone elses loins grubbing about in her belly. and because it's Minging to fuck a pregnant woman. I normally call people perverts for a laugh when they say they like to tie up their lass or something, but you lot... bliddy sexual deviants, the lot of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1260 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Only because her bumps too small and she's a bit of a minger anyway! 172847[/snapback] NO, it's because she has the fruit of someone elses loins grubbing about in her belly. and because it's Minging to fuck a pregnant woman. I normally call people perverts for a laugh when they say they like to tie up their lass or something, but you lot... bliddy sexual deviants, the lot of you. 172854[/snapback] Yeah well if you're going to think about that aspect of it, of course it's going to sound nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Yeah well if you're going to think about that aspect of it, of course it's going to sound nasty. 172859[/snapback] so basically you're saying that you fetish requires you to be oblivious to the fact that pregnant women are... pregnant. oh, that's clear as custard now man. DEVIANT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 It's just not right, it's not. I feel ill reading this thread. Ew. Sick, sick people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Only because her bumps too small and she's a bit of a minger anyway! 172847[/snapback] NO, it's because she has the fruit of someone elses loins grubbing about in her belly. and because it's Minging to fuck a pregnant woman. I normally call people perverts for a laugh when they say they like to tie up their lass or something, but you lot... bliddy sexual deviants, the lot of you. 172854[/snapback] Shagging a pregnant woman is fantastic. But remember, shagging a pregnant woman is also A FREE GO with no worries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 The Fish is terrified he'll be mistaken for a pregnant woman with alopecia tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1260 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Hang on a minute, no one ever said I had a fetish as such. I just find tasty birds who are up the duff to be attractive (or aesthetically pleasing ). In reality the only one I've actually humped is wor lass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Only because her bumps too small and she's a bit of a minger anyway! 172847[/snapback] NO, it's because she has the fruit of someone elses loins grubbing about in her belly. and because it's Minging to fuck a pregnant woman. I normally call people perverts for a laugh when they say they like to tie up their lass or something, but you lot... bliddy sexual deviants, the lot of you. 172854[/snapback] Shagging a pregnant woman is fantastic. But remember, shagging a pregnant woman is also A FREE GO with no worries 172865[/snapback] But you're grinding your soldier against the baby's noggin, and not only does that give it the brain damage but if it has it's mouth open then it makes you a paedophile! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 The Fish is terrified he'll be mistaken for a pregnant woman with alopecia tbh. 172869[/snapback] you're only posting in this thread cos pregnant women look like potatos and shagging your lass is shagging your lass. getting a bonk on over a pregnant stranger is disturbing. fact-apoundo'tupennyrice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 The Fish is terrified he'll be mistaken for a pregnant woman with alopecia tbh. 172869[/snapback] you're only posting in this thread cos pregnant women look like potatos 172876[/snapback] You find potatoes 'aesthetically pleasing'? You freak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 The Fish is terrified he'll be mistaken for a pregnant woman with alopecia tbh. 172869[/snapback] you're only posting in this thread cos pregnant women look like potatos and shagging your lass is shagging your lass. getting a bonk on over a pregnant stranger is disturbing. fact-apoundo'tupennyrice 172876[/snapback] Dan Quayle iirc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 The Fish is terrified he'll be mistaken for a pregnant woman with alopecia tbh. 172869[/snapback] you're only posting in this thread cos pregnant women look like potatos 172876[/snapback] You find potatoes 'aesthetically pleasing'? You freak! 172879[/snapback] ? alright I give up , where'd you pull that from. where have I said I find either potato or pregnant women shagworthy? cock off paddy, you're the spud-humper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 mingin like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 The Fish is terrified he'll be mistaken for a pregnant woman with alopecia tbh. 172869[/snapback] you're only posting in this thread cos pregnant women look like potatos 172876[/snapback] You find potatoes 'aesthetically pleasing'? You freak! 172879[/snapback] ? alright I give up , where'd you pull that from. where have I said I find either potato or pregnant women shagworthy? cock off paddy, you're the spud-humper 172884[/snapback] "don't think they're more attractive, but there is something about them which makes them more aesthetically pleasing." eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "don't think they're more attractive, but there is something about them which makes them more aesthetically pleasing." eh? 172889[/snapback] does that mean I think they're glow-y and shit? yes does it mean I wan't my little fella to cosy up to the little fella in her? no I am more protective and think they have an aura about them, but I THINK FUCKING PREGNANT WOMEN IS WRONGO is it that fucking hard to comprehend? jaysus cried buckets tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "don't think they're more attractive, but there is something about them which makes them more aesthetically pleasing." eh? 172889[/snapback] does that mean I think they're glow-y and shit? yes does it mean I wan't my little fella to cosy up to the little fella in her? no I am more protective and think they have an aura about them, but I THINK FUCKING PREGNANT WOMEN IS WRONGO is it that fucking hard to comprehend? jaysus cried buckets tbh. 172892[/snapback] Did I say that? You said pregnant women are aesthetically pleasing, you said they looked like potatoes, are you seeing the link yet? Bit early to be boozing so heavily tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 8, 2006 Author Share Posted August 8, 2006 "don't think they're more attractive, but there is something about them which makes them more aesthetically pleasing." eh? 172889[/snapback] does that mean I think they're glow-y and shit? yes does it mean I wan't my little fella to cosy up to the little fella in her? no I am more protective and think they have an aura about them, but I THINK FUCKING PREGNANT WOMEN IS WRONGO is it that fucking hard to comprehend? jaysus cried buckets tbh. 172892[/snapback] Dunno if youve got a lass but if she told you she was preggers - you'd happily stop shagging her for 9 months? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Dunno if youve got a lass but if she told you she was preggers - you'd happily stop shagging her for 9 months? 172900[/snapback] well I'd happily stop shagging her for 9 months and Dotbum, the comment about pregnant women looking like potatoes, might...just might have been a joke to mock your oirish blood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46022 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "don't think they're more attractive, but there is something about them which makes them more aesthetically pleasing." eh? 172889[/snapback] does that mean I think they're glow-y and shit? yes does it mean I wan't my little fella to cosy up to the little fella in her? no I am more protective and think they have an aura about them, but I THINK FUCKING PREGNANT WOMEN IS WRONGO is it that fucking hard to comprehend? jaysus cried buckets tbh. 172892[/snapback] Dunno if youve got a lass but if she told you she was preggers - you'd happily stop shagging her for 9 months? 172900[/snapback] She'd get pregnant just for the respite tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 and Dotbum, the comment about pregnant women looking like potatoes, might...just might have been a joke to mock your oirish blood 172903[/snapback] And I actually think you find potatoes aesthetically pleasing? Go on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 She'd get pregnant just for the respite tbh. 172905[/snapback] too much a good thing tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46022 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 She'd get pregnant just for the respite tbh. 172905[/snapback] too much a good thing tbh 172911[/snapback] Aye, McDonalds in your case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 She'd get pregnant just for the respite tbh. 172905[/snapback] too much a good thing tbh 172911[/snapback] Aye, McDonalds in your case. 172912[/snapback] yeah only if I started reffering to the snake as a Big Mac (no cheese) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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