Toonpack 9908 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 SSN Breaking news. Martins surplus to requirements maybe ?????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Anyone reckon we could hijack the deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 On a free transfer as well. Fuck me Chelsea are really starting to take the piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Anyone reckon we could hijack the deal? 171661[/snapback] But how much is he worth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio 0 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 On a free transfer as well. Fuck me Chelsea are really starting to take the piss. 171662[/snapback] Two year loan isn't it? They can take him back after the first season if they want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Aye just seen that. Still a huge loss to take but that seems to be the norm at Chelsea. Hopefully they'll not be looking at any of our targets to replace him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curry stained pilchard 0 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Aye just seen that. Still a huge loss to take but that seems to be the norm at Chelsea. Hopefully they'll not be looking at any of our targets to replace him. 171667[/snapback] They could be looking at Harewood... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Aye just seen that. Still a huge loss to take but that seems to be the norm at Chelsea. Hopefully they'll not be looking at any of our targets to replace him. 171667[/snapback] They could be looking at Harewood... 171669[/snapback] Chris Sutton tbh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 On a free transfer as well. Fuck me Chelsea are really starting to take the piss. 171662[/snapback] Two year loan isn't it? They can take him back after the first season if they want to. 171665[/snapback] OK Peasepud, Mr Taxman correct me if I'm wrong but isn't this the tax fudge of the fucking century? He's signed on a free transfer but Chelsea have an option to take him back after 12 months - therefore it's effectively a loan. Yet because he's transferred he's officially NOT a Chelsea player any more and they therefore don't have to pay any ERs NI on an expensive employee?? Fucking right sham going on there IMO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 His NI conts may not have payable at all while he was here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 On a free transfer as well. Fuck me Chelsea are really starting to take the piss. 171662[/snapback] Two year loan isn't it? They can take him back after the first season if they want to. 171665[/snapback] OK Peasepud, Mr Taxman correct me if I'm wrong but isn't this the tax fudge of the fucking century? He's signed on a free transfer but Chelsea have an option to take him back after 12 months - therefore it's effectively a loan. Yet because he's transferred he's officially NOT a Chelsea player any more and they therefore don't have to pay any ERs NI on an expensive employee?? Fucking right sham going on there IMO! 171743[/snapback] Emmm yea it looks like a tax dodge but not being an expert on the ins and outs Im not certain. However normally if you have an employee who goes and works abroad for your company then you would still pay NI for the first year therefore to give him away would remove him from the books for that time. Its the for your company bit that Im a little unsure of, if he goes on loan then Im not certain on the rules there. How much is he on a week? If it was 50 grand then the NI would be (assuming hes in a Contracted Out Money Purchase scheme) he would pay 11% on his forst 500quid a week therefore 55quid (can anyone tell me pound keys nackered??) plus 1% on the rest giving a grand total of 550 squids per week. Chelsea however would pay summit like 8.4% on the lot so that'd be 4,200 per week meaning we as taxpayers will lose 4,750 pw totalling 247grand!!!! Twizzlin bastids!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curry stained pilchard 0 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Whereas Abramovich has only lost about £200m since he took over at Chelsea... P.S. Here's some pound signs you can copy and paste pp, but don't use them all at once... ££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio 0 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 SSN Breaking news. Martins surplus to requirements maybe ?????????? 171659[/snapback] Martins has just handed in a transfer request Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 SSN Breaking news. Martins surplus to requirements maybe ?????????? 171659[/snapback] Martins has just handed in a transfer request 171875[/snapback] Source ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio 0 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 SSN Breaking news. Martins surplus to requirements maybe ?????????? 171659[/snapback] Martins has just handed in a transfer request 171875[/snapback] Source ? 171890[/snapback] Sky sports news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 SSN Breaking news. Martins surplus to requirements maybe ?????????? 171659[/snapback] Martins has just handed in a transfer request 171875[/snapback] Source ? 171890[/snapback] Sky sports news 171894[/snapback] I would be happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1260 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 I'm getting near the happy with anything stage at the moment like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Anyone reckon we could hijack the deal? 171661[/snapback] Weptathon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 wooshathon tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 wooshathon tbh. 172149[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Right back at you tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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