The Fish 11020 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Sat at the computer and felt something brush on me foot so I look down and there's a spider as I reach down to flick it of the cheeky fucker runs up the inside of me trouser leg! I had a horrible idea that it might be some kind of rare bollock eating spider from Guam, he'd have a fine feast on my cobblers so I freak out and start twatting my shin with a book just as me dad walks past the room, I'm shouting "keep away from me knackers ye devil!" squooshed it though had to wash me leg again though. me dad does now think I've some psychological problems though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Bet you let it crawl up there for a bit first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 "keep away from me knackers ye devil!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boyo 24 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 *looks down at his feet* I fooking hate spirders me! It's true they'd do a runner if you go anywhere near them and they do eat other bugs around the house, but there's just something not right about them! A little hairy hand that crawls with big eyes & teeth no matter how big it is tends to bring a little discomfort. I don't kill them, I'd grab a cup and mat to scoop it up and throw it out, but now it seems to be spider season and there are hundreds of the buggers crawling out of nowhere...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Can spiders breathe under water? A massive one was in me bog (under water), so I was taking a photo of it to scare my kid when it starts scurrying about. I shit me pants. Had to be some alien face hugger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Can spiders breathe under water? A massive one was in me bog (under water), so I was taking a photo of it to scare my kid when it starts scurrying about. I shit me pants. Had to be some alien face hugger. 169664[/snapback] You should've crushed it with said turd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11020 Posted August 2, 2006 Author Share Posted August 2, 2006 Bet you let it crawl up there for a bit first. 169659[/snapback] you kidding me? eight legs... all hairy? sounds more like Meenzers idea of a good night out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Bet you let it crawl up there for a bit first. 169659[/snapback] you kidding me? eight legs... all hairy? sounds more like Meenzers idea of a good night out 169666[/snapback] Quiet night in more like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Bet you let it crawl up there for a bit first. 169659[/snapback] you kidding me? eight legs... all hairy? sounds more like Meenzers idea of a good night out 169666[/snapback] Quiet night in more like. 169667[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 it's a link to a list of insanely beautiful women. No nudity, nothing unsafe for work just gorgeous women 169669[/snapback] wrong thread? PM'd incidentally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boyo 24 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11020 Posted August 2, 2006 Author Share Posted August 2, 2006 it's been one of those days tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boyo 24 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Mate, I have days like that every day on here, join the club...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11020 Posted August 2, 2006 Author Share Posted August 2, 2006 Mate, I have days like that every day on here, join the club...! 169677[/snapback] aye, but you didn't have a hairy testicly-vore clambering after your flower pot men did ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkinthedog 0 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 big girl's blouses tbf. you lads faint when you get a paper cut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11020 Posted August 2, 2006 Author Share Posted August 2, 2006 big girl's blouses tbf. you lads faint when you get a paper cut? 169679[/snapback] fuck you man, you weren't there, it was at me knee! an inch further and he would have been rapelling the north face of the (One) Eye-ger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Mate, I have days like that every day on here, join the club...! 169677[/snapback] aye, but you didn't have a hairy testicly-vore clambering after your flower pot men did ya? 169678[/snapback] I'm not gay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boyo 24 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 I’m not afraid of them, I just don’t particularly like them. It's like when your out in town and a female monster approaches you with confidence, you just want to grab a big cup & mat to scoop her up and throw her out the window only she ends up scooping you up and you end up trying to climb out her bedroom window...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Mate, I have days like that every day on here, join the club...! 169677[/snapback] aye, but you didn't have a hairy testicly-vore clambering after your flower pot men did ya? 169678[/snapback] I'm not gay! 169682[/snapback] Just curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkinthedog 0 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 confucious say even one eyed snake have the measure of 8 legged insect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11020 Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 confucious say even one eyed snake have the measure of 8 legged insect. 169697[/snapback] he also said "Man who lets Testicly-vore clamber over cobblers is like Lieutenant Colonel Custer... not brave, just fucking stupid." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkinthedog 0 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 always suspected he gained his insight via the miracle of time travel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11020 Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 always suspected he gained his insight via the miracle of time travel 169700[/snapback] how else would he know to remark "Sunderland? Confucious say" Not even I could could mastermind a winning philosophy for that bunch of degenerate mud humpers" " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15789 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Bet you let it crawl up there for a bit first. 169659[/snapback] you kidding me? eight legs... all hairy? sounds more like Meenzers idea of a good night out 169666[/snapback] Quiet night in more like. 169667[/snapback] 169668[/snapback] Bastids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11020 Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 harsh but fair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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