Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 2, 2006 Author Share Posted August 2, 2006 They are scraping the bottom of the barrell now with 'abs' from Five going in tomorrow. He seems to have picked up a jamaican accent in the last 5 years for some reason. Tonights highlight was lee rubbing his erection against colleens leg as it protruded a whole 3-4inches out of his shorts. He must be so proud! 168851[/snapback] I love the way J69 always comments on bloke's sexual performances, or the size of their knobs. What a little studmuffin. 168920[/snapback] Being the operative word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Is that Lee straight like? My Gaydar is off the scale tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Is that Lee straight like? My Gaydar is off the scale tbh. 168944[/snapback] Apparently. Camper than a row of tents though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44054 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Did your lass make you watch it AGAIN last night, alex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Did your lass make you watch it AGAIN last night, alex? 169015[/snapback] I didn't watch it last night. What happened like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44054 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Hey, don't project onto me. I have absolutely no idea what happened. I was watching Cold Case Files. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Manc-Mag may be able to shine some light (no pun intended 'aswad') on this changing your accent business, he's trodden that path before i believe. 168855[/snapback] Mi cyan help yuh wi dat. Bonny lad. So it is. To be sure to be sure. tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Manc-Mag may be able to shine some light (no pun intended 'aswad') on this changing your accent business, he's trodden that path before i believe. 168855[/snapback] Mi cyan help yuh wi dat. Bonny lad. So it is. To be sure to be sure. tbh. 169053[/snapback] Post Of The Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Manc-Mag may be able to shine some light (no pun intended 'aswad') on this changing your accent business, he's trodden that path before i believe. 168855[/snapback] Mi cyan help yuh wi dat. Bonny lad. So it is. To be sure to be sure. tbh. 169053[/snapback] Post Of The Day 169056[/snapback] Howay! It's only 10.30! Damning with faint praise tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Manc-Mag may be able to shine some light (no pun intended 'aswad') on this changing your accent business, he's trodden that path before i believe. 168855[/snapback] Mi cyan help yuh wi dat. Bonny lad. So it is. To be sure to be sure. tbh. 169053[/snapback] Post Of The Day 169056[/snapback] Howay! It's only 10.30! Damning with faint praise tbh. 169059[/snapback] As much as I hate to feed your ego - that one was deserving. It just means you'll have to try and top it throughout the rest of the day though.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6961 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 They are scraping the bottom of the barrell now with 'abs' from Five going in tomorrow. He seems to have picked up a jamaican accent in the last 5 years for some reason. Tonights highlight was lee rubbing his erection against colleens leg as it protruded a whole 3-4inches out of his shorts. He must be so proud! 168851[/snapback] I love the way J69 always comments on bloke's sexual performances, or the size of their knobs. What a little studmuffin. 168920[/snapback] (little) Being the operative word. 168925[/snapback] Says SO, totally missing the irony. Sorry that my tales of spunking in celebrities hair and fingering girls at the age of 9 arent quite as exciting (or horrendously made up) as yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 4, 2006 Author Share Posted August 4, 2006 They are scraping the bottom of the barrell now with 'abs' from Five going in tomorrow. He seems to have picked up a jamaican accent in the last 5 years for some reason. Tonights highlight was lee rubbing his erection against colleens leg as it protruded a whole 3-4inches out of his shorts. He must be so proud! 168851[/snapback] I love the way J69 always comments on bloke's sexual performances, or the size of their knobs. What a little studmuffin. 168920[/snapback] (little) Being the operative word. 168925[/snapback] Says SO, totally missing the irony. Sorry that my tales of spunking in celebrities hair and fingering girls at the age of 9 arent quite as exciting (or horrendously made up) as yours. 169497[/snapback] I can assure you no irony was missed as I don't believe you're capable of producing any anyway. And technically she wasn't a celebrity when I spunked in her hair. I think actually, me spunking in her hair put her on the right path to becoming a celebrity. She saw what her life would be like week in week out if she stayed in the Toon and this occurance made her strive for greater things, and now's she's married to a millionaire - go figure. Anyway last nights Love Island was incredible, Sophie asking Paul to look the other way while she did the splits in a tiny pair of shorts when he already was looking the other way descended into a massive arguement resulting in Sophie going round the whole group asking them to step in if Paul has another go at her. She's the epitomy of "nice on the outside, ugly on the inside" imo. Well saying that I don't even think she attractive so "ugly on the outside, ugly on the inside" might be more appropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Female version of J69 i reckon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6961 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 oooh get you, well im sure you would have probably shagged her on the weights bench, spunked in her hair, and told jimmy nail to fuck off as you drove past in your manly jeep tank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 5, 2006 Author Share Posted August 5, 2006 (edited) oooh get you, well im sure you would have probably shagged her on the weights bench, spunked in her hair, and told jimmy nail to fuck off as you drove past in your manly jeep tank. 170783[/snapback] Cock wrangler. Edited August 5, 2006 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattM4 0 Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Haven't watched this at all this year, seeing how bad it was last time... but WHAT! this Paul Danone bloke is in it again! bloody hell how can you bear watch it... is he a complete overreacting whiney twat this year too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6447 Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Danan is a living legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 I see the latest arrival will be Callum Best. Jesus wept! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6447 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Car crash TV tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15332 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Only if they were actually in a horrible car crash. Now that I'd watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Anyone see that Lee bloke last night? What a lunatic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Is Manc-mag still in it, missed it all weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Where has Bob Marley went? Turning into a quality show this, surely one of them will have a nervous breakdown before it ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Love Islands has now finished yipeee No more Brendan "sexpot" Cole to ogle at everynight boooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 See that little slut "Gascoigne" won it. Why would you take the surname of the man that supposedly beats your mother and who's guts you hate. Hope she stands on a 3 pin plug tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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