Guest DigiFerman Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 A chicken and horse are walking across a feild together when the horse falls into a deep hole. " help help" shouts the horse " don't worry " says the chicken , and runs of and comes back with the farmers sports car , he ties a rope around the bumper and throws the other end down to the horse , " hold on to this and i will pull you out". the chicken jumps in the car and drives foward pulling the horse out of the hole . next day the two of them are walking across another feild when the chicken falls into a deep hole , " bugger" says the chicken , "go and get the farmers sports car again " the horse looks down and says "don't worry chicken , grab hold of this" and lowers his penis down the hole , the chicken grabs hold and the horse steps back pulling the chicken out of the hole. The moral of this story is you don't need a sports car to pull chicks if you have got a big cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 next day the two of them are walking across another feild when the chicken falls into a deep hole , " bugger" says the chicken , "go and get the farmers sports car again " 162394[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Is this another one of Crimson Fault's aliases? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 One of the better ones tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Do you need a sports car to pull horses irrelevant of your cock size ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I'm a bit concerned that there are road going Chickens tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11128 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I'm a bit concerned that there are road going Chickens tbh. 162855[/snapback] surely they have no time to learn to drive, what with all the road crossing they do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Horses and Chickens cannot talk, so this story cant be true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 The myth that all horses are well endowed is an offensive stereotype anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Photoshoped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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