The Fish 10672 Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 end of the day I have to get a job and I might have to just get a Bar Job. prefer a hand job though fnar fnar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15347 Posted August 7, 2006 Author Share Posted August 7, 2006 Well I, for one, am relieved that £20 for a tube of pentapeptides doesn't constitute a "celebrity price". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10672 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Well I, for one, am relieved that £20 for a tube of pentapeptides doesn't constitute a "celebrity price". 171770[/snapback] I hate that woman I imagine her to have a bulldog clip round the other side of her face, stretching all that skin out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15347 Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 I also hate people who can't quote comedy properly. Why on earth would it be "Peter O'Hanrahanrahan"? Anyone exposed to BBC News as a kid could have come up with that one. It's not surreal, it's just a bit silly, like the name of the man himself. "Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan" - now that's absurd comedy. People are cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 What ARE you on about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44107 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15347 Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 Sorry. Skol should know, other than that I expect I probably need a good lie-down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6670 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Time of the month again already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15347 Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 Comes around with alarming regularity these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15347 Posted October 9, 2006 Author Share Posted October 9, 2006 Just opened a bag of Sainsbury's gala apples and the cutesy tagline on the outside says "Ideal for lunches!". Fuck me, you don't say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21050 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Just opened a bag of Sainsbury's gala apples and the cutesy tagline on the outside says "Ideal for lunches!". Fuck me, you don't say. I saw a tee shirt in a shop in the Royal quays yesterday with the words "Wash when dirty" on the label. Methinks someone is having a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15347 Posted October 12, 2006 Author Share Posted October 12, 2006 Actual loaves of crust-free bread. Picky kids should be rounded up and shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I think I saw on a cereal box that it was advertising itself as a good source of calcium* *when eaten with milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I think I saw on a cereal box that it was advertising itself as a good source of calcium* *when eaten with milk. Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15347 Posted October 12, 2006 Author Share Posted October 12, 2006 "Portion" sizes on nutritional information piss me off too. "Only 2g of fat per portion!", then you read the side and realise that a "portion" is half a teaspoon or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I think I saw on a cereal box that it was advertising itself as a good source of calcium* *when eaten with milk. Really? I'm almost certain. It was definitely something along those lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I think I saw on a cereal box that it was advertising itself as a good source of calcium* *when eaten with milk. Really? I'm almost certain. It was definitely something along those lines. I can believe it actually Potatoes, a great source of protein* *when eaten with meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15347 Posted June 16, 2007 Author Share Posted June 16, 2007 Not quite in keeping with the original thrust of the thread, but that Beefy & Lamby advert that's running at the minute really does make it look like the cartoon Ian Botham is bumming the cartoon Allan Lamb. Maybe it's a privilege of his knighthood or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10672 Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 I hate the Pepsi adverts at the moment, they infer that it'd be great to metamophose into a bobbly head doll in a car with fit women. sounds more tlike torture, you're inanimate and will no doubt be ignored in a couple of years... typical women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 That 'Knock-off Nigel' advert that's doing the rounds at the moment gets right on my tits. "He's a knock-off Nigel, a knock-off Nigel, that buys knock-off D...V...D's" IT DOESN'T FUCKIN' RHYME AND IT DOESN'T FUCKIN' FIT. What a shit advert. Getting back to the origninal thrust of the thread, it's quite refreshing that the persons selling these pirate dvd's ask for rounded up amounts and don't advertise their wears as only four nine nine etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 91 Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 to summarize then... marketing people are arseholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 to summarize then... marketing people are arseholes. I guess it actually reflects the stupididy of the populace, more than the marketing peeps. I hope that makes you feel a little better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10672 Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 is that the case though? I'm sure the "clever" adverts, work just as well on thickos as the cilit bang shite. I think it's laziness on the behalf of the companies, that and cheapness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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