Smooth Operator 10 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Did a car boot over at Blaydon Rugby club on Sunday, an Asian wife comes over and picks up a couple of cans of air freshner (specific for if you've got pets in the house). She asks what it is, so I tell her it'll make her house smell nicer if you've got a dog or cat for example. She tehn points at the picture of a cat on the tin and asks, "What is this?". "It's a cat", I reply. She does the same for the picture of the dog. I'm losing patience now like so I ask her, "Have you got any pets?". "No" she says. So I enquire, "Well does your house stink?". Her response, "Yes!" At this me, wor lass and her mother were pissing ourselves but this wife had the last laugh. She nicked the 2 tins of air freshner as none of us took any money for them and they weren't there when we packed up! I also managed to conveniently forget a knackered hoover I took up there and failed to sell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 You could have just driven to the tip and avoided ruining your Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted July 10, 2006 Author Share Posted July 10, 2006 You could have just driven to the tip and avoided ruining your Sunday. 158167[/snapback] But then I wouldn't have been £100 in profit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 You could have just driven to the tip and avoided ruining your Sunday. 158167[/snapback] But then I wouldn't have been £100 in profit! 158171[/snapback] Fair do's. Car boot sales are weird like, especially the regular attendees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted July 10, 2006 Author Share Posted July 10, 2006 You could have just driven to the tip and avoided ruining your Sunday. 158167[/snapback] But then I wouldn't have been £100 in profit! 158171[/snapback] Fair do's. Car boot sales are weird like, especially the regular attendees. 158173[/snapback] You're not wrong, I reckon if a Social Worker walked round one they could section 70% off the crowd on appearance alone. Especially the types you get going over the wrong side of the river! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Did a car boot over at Blaydon Rugby club on Sunday, an Asian wife comes over and picks up a couple of cans of air freshner (specific for if you've got pets in the house). She asks what it is, so I tell her it'll make her house smell nicer if you've got a dog or cat for example. She tehn points at the picture of a cat on the tin and asks, "What is this?". "It's a cat", I reply. She does the same for the picture of the dog. I'm losing patience now like so I ask her, "Have you got any pets?". "No" she says. So I enquire, "Well does your house stink?". Her response, "Yes!" At this me, wor lass and her mother were pissing ourselves but this wife had the last laugh. She nicked the 2 tins of air freshner as none of us took any money for them and they weren't there when we packed up! I also managed to conveniently forget a knackered hoover I took up there and failed to sell! 158164[/snapback] Probably pinched them for her stinking pussy tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted July 11, 2006 Author Share Posted July 11, 2006 Did a car boot over at Blaydon Rugby club on Sunday, an Asian wife comes over and picks up a couple of cans of air freshner (specific for if you've got pets in the house). She asks what it is, so I tell her it'll make her house smell nicer if you've got a dog or cat for example. She tehn points at the picture of a cat on the tin and asks, "What is this?". "It's a cat", I reply. She does the same for the picture of the dog. I'm losing patience now like so I ask her, "Have you got any pets?". "No" she says. So I enquire, "Well does your house stink?". Her response, "Yes!" At this me, wor lass and her mother were pissing ourselves but this wife had the last laugh. She nicked the 2 tins of air freshner as none of us took any money for them and they weren't there when we packed up! I also managed to conveniently forget a knackered hoover I took up there and failed to sell! 158164[/snapback] Probably pinched them for her stinking pussy tbh 158227[/snapback] Like a harbour wall no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted July 11, 2006 Author Share Posted July 11, 2006 Went to get a teacake this morning off the wife that goes round the offices with her trolley, I'm at the front of the queue and she goes to me, "Eeee were ye at the car boot ower Blaydon on Sunday? I thought it was you like". My response...."No pet wasn't me!" She replied, "Eeee well he was the spit of ye like." Wasn't gonna let my colleagues think I scummed it up at car boot sales ffs!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44024 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Went to get a teacake this morning off the wife that goes round the offices with her trolley, I'm at the front of the queue and she goes to me, "Eeee were ye at the car boot ower Blaydon on Sunday? I thought it was you like". My response...."No pet wasn't me!" She replied, "Eeee well he was the spit of ye like." Wasn't gonna let my colleagues think I scummed it up at car boot sales ffs!!!! 158488[/snapback] BUSTED! Bet you went scarlet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted July 11, 2006 Author Share Posted July 11, 2006 Went to get a teacake this morning off the wife that goes round the offices with her trolley, I'm at the front of the queue and she goes to me, "Eeee were ye at the car boot ower Blaydon on Sunday? I thought it was you like". My response...."No pet wasn't me!" She replied, "Eeee well he was the spit of ye like." Wasn't gonna let my colleagues think I scummed it up at car boot sales ffs!!!! 158488[/snapback] BUSTED! Bet you went scarlet! 158489[/snapback] Not at all, I played it cool, even commeting that whoever it was you saw must get some canny fanny if he looks like me. I did scurry off sharper than usual and forgot my strawberry jam though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44024 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I've seen you in the Trent though man. The nerdy skinny bloke next to the pool table. Didn't look to me like you'd be much of a hit with the ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10657 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 more spud than stud tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicklee Sausage Roll 0 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Went to get a teacake this morning off the wife that goes round the offices with her trolley, 158488[/snapback] Do you work at Grace Brothers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 are you free?, i'm freeeeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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