Mad-on-the-cocks 0 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Read this fuckin shit Islamic leisure Ltd is an up and coming leisure provider in the UK focusing on the needs of the Muslim community. Many of the leisure facilities in the UK are unsuitable for Muslim use due to the presence of alcohol, music & gambling onsite to name just a few of the Muslims concerns. We at Islamic leisure aim to liaise with existing leisure providers and arrange environments that are conducive to Islamic regulations whilst retaining the 'fun factor'. The ultimate aim is to fill the void in the arena of Halal leisure for Muslims. Our biggest project to date is the upcoming ‘National Muslim fun day at Alton towers 2006’. This event has been booked exclusively for our guests and will be held on Sunday 17th September. We have arranged with Alton towers to ensure no music, gambling or alcohol is allowed on the day as well as segregated adult ride areas, halal food stalls & prayer areas. We hope this day will live up to all your expectations and be a part of your happy memories for years to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 yeah and ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 How would you feel about a Christian day out at Alton Towers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 ...Sounds fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47054 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Alton Towers is shit. They're fucking welcome to it tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 How would you feel about a Christian day out at Alton Towers? 157728[/snapback] well personally i dont give a shit. black, white, christian, muslim - shouldnt anyone be allowed to enjoy a theme park ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 well personally i dont give a shit. black, white, christian, muslim - shouldnt anyone be allowed to enjoy a theme park ? 157733[/snapback] Nor me, it was directed at the thread starter. I can't really see how anyone in their right mind gives a shite about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 I personally couldn't give a shit, but I'm sure a Christians only day would have been outlawed by the Political correctness lobby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Toontastic's day out for '07? I'm there! http://www.ultimateevents.org.uk/altontowers.aspx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 well personally i dont give a shit. black, white, christian, muslim - shouldnt anyone be allowed to enjoy a theme park ? 157733[/snapback] Nor me, it was directed at the thread starter. I can't really see how anyone in their right mind gives a shite about this. 157735[/snapback] Why can't they go at the same time as everyone else? simple. Wouldn't like to be there on Muslim day, there'll be flip flops flying all over the place when they get on that nemesis ride, hazard tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 i mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 well personally i dont give a shit. black, white, christian, muslim - shouldnt anyone be allowed to enjoy a theme park ? 157733[/snapback] Nor me, it was directed at the thread starter. I can't really see how anyone in their right mind gives a shite about this. 157735[/snapback] Why can't they go at the same time as everyone else? simple. Wouldn't like to be there on Muslim day, there'll be flip flops flying all over the place when they get on that nemesis ride, hazard tbh 157744[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11070 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 it's not a "muslim Only" day, it's a "muslim Orientated" day... can't see the problem really. don't think it's neccesary, theme parks do not require you to gamble, drink alcohol or listen to music before entrance. But if it's something they feel the desperate need to ingratiate into their culture then I don't have a fucking objection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 if they are stupid enough to boo k it for the whole day (like they could the Gosforth Park Hotel) who are we to care? Amazingly enough Alton Towers is a commercial operation and NOT a public footpath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11070 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 I dunno, coming over here taking our place in a 1 hour queue for a shit ride. Why I oughta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 just shows they aren't as cunning as you'd think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 I read a muslim bloke saying it's a stupid idea, and that muslims in this country should be doing more to intergrate with the rest of society instead of hiding away in theme parks by themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4183 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Woo hoo an idiot racist scouse bore, just what the board needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Apparently some Hindus booked the Civic Centre for a wedding the other weekend. Political correctness gone mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 It's a special day to coincide with the opening of the new Jihad ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 too late! The israeli Army have occupied it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11070 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 (edited) too late! The israeli Army have occupied it 158203[/snapback] Have no fear Rob. There are plans to completely surround the Israeli held Alton Towers with Muslim Theme Parks, whose employees and guests are encouraged to infiltrate and shower unsuspecting Alton Tower-ites with vastly overpriced burgers and cheap, poorly made cuddly toys. Edited July 10, 2006 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza 105 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Couple's wedding clashes with Muslim fun day By Nigel Bunyan (Filed: 12/07/2006) A couple's plans for a £5,000 wedding at Alton Towers were thrown into confusion yesterday after it emerged that the theme park had double booked them with a fun day for 20,000 Muslims. Amanda Morris, 30, and her fiance, Scott Lee, 31, have been told that if they go ahead with the ceremony they will not be allowed to go on celebratory rides together. Furthermore, Miss Morris and her female guests will have to cover up to be in line with guests of Islamic Leisure wearing hijabs. "I've been looking forward to this day for 18 months, and suddenly it's in ruins," she said yesterday. "Everything was booked - the photographer, the hotel rooms, everything. Then some of our guests started getting letters saying they would have to cover up because it was a Muslim event. "Alton Towers haven't even had the decency to let us know they had hired it out. It's not the Muslim event - it's not their fault that Alton Towers have double booked. "The people with Islamic Leisure want their day as much as we do. I don't blame them at all. But Alton Towers shouldn't have done this. They should at least have rung us to discuss it." Miss Morris, a recruitment sales advisor, and her fiance, a market trader, booked their wedding in the Emperor's Suite last year. The bride-to-be said: "It's a nightmare. We have been planning this for so long and now this happens nine weeks before the ceremony. "People are ringing us saying it must be a joke. I don't know what we are going to do now. I would still like the wedding to go ahead, but I just don't know how it will all work out. I'll be gutted if I have to cancel it now." The couple, who live in Leeds, chose Alton Towers as the venue for their wedding because they have previously enjoyed staying in the complex's hotel. At the time they made the booking the only date available was Saturday, Sept 16. They were happy to accept it, believing that they and the 60 guests for whom they had booked 20 rooms would be able to enjoy the following day on the rides. Since then, however, Alton Towers have hired out the complex for its first Muslim fun day. Believing that they and their own guests had the complex almost to themselves, Islamic Leisure drew up a list of requirements. These included the provision of prayer areas and bans on music, alcohol and gambling. In the Muslim tradition, women would also need to cover their bodies, as well as going on rides separately to their menfolk. The couple have since contacted Islamic Leisure, whose staff confirmed that the wedding party would be asked to adhere to their conditions. Yaseen Patel, the organisation's director, confirmed: "The body will have to be covered, (though) they do not have to wear the hijab." An Alton Towers spokesman said staff would be discussing "the options available" with the couple. She claimed it was a condition of the Islamic Leisure booking that wedding and hotel guests would be exempt from the Muslim dress code. From - The Telegraph Bit of a cock-up there, mind you I can't see Alton Towers turning down 20k+ paying customers just because someones got a few friends booked in that weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Anyone who has their wedding at Alton Towers deserves what they get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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