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Friday night, home n sober !


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I tried leaving it to dry over night, but it's still the same. I normally get he sun blasting in my room so I'll just leave out longer on the windowsill. IF it's still knacked in a few days I'll maybe take it along to a phone doctor/phone shop.

 

 

I should have said that I had it stolen...!! :hunter:

 

 

Can't believe I dropped it in the bog. :lol:

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If you try to combine that singer's nose on Brock's ava with the word 'wish', does anyone else see 'Jewish' of is that just me?

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Looks like a horny little jewish princess witha brand new nose that knows where it goes and overworked gums that squeak when she comes. She's a dirty little jewish princes, a grinder a bumper with a pre-moistened dumper and couple of sisters that can raise a few blisters.

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She isn't even jewish. :lol:

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Went out at 5 and booled in at 3.30am absolutley mashedamongo, her face is like an arse today

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Naughty boy...she needs a present... :lol:

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started work at 9 finished at 3.30 then went to mates house then got metro back to mine at 8am and now i cant be arsed for work tonight. Only highlight was meeting the legend Ricky Hatton, god knows what he was doing in that shithole mind

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started work at 9 finished at 3.30 then went to mates house then got metro back to mine at 8am and now i cant be arsed for work tonight. Only highlight was meeting the legend Ricky Hatton, god knows what he was doing in that shithole mind

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Where do you work ??

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Went out at 5 and booled in at 3.30am absolutley mashedamongo, her face is like an arse today

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Naughty boy...she needs a present... :lol:

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I offered to fuck her brains out this morning but for some strange reason she knocked me back :hunter:

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Went out at 5 and booled in at 3.30am absolutley mashedamongo, her face is like an arse today

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Naughty boy...she needs a present... :hunter:

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I offered to fuck her brains out this morning but for some strange reason she knocked me back :)

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Would you believe it...some women are never happy... :yes:lol:

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Went out at 5 and booled in at 3.30am absolutley mashedamongo, her face is like an arse today

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Naughty boy...she needs a present... :)

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I offered to fuck her brains out this morning but for some strange reason she knocked me back :yes

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Would you believe it...some women are never happy... :icon_lol::hunter:

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Maybe something to do with me needing a shave, thats all it can be tbh :lol:

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Went out at 5 and booled in at 3.30am absolutley mashedamongo, her face is like an arse today

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Naughty boy...she needs a present... :yes

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I offered to fuck her brains out this morning but for some strange reason she knocked me back :icon_lol:

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Would you believe it...some women are never happy... <_<:hunter:

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Maybe something to do with me needing a shave, thats all it can be tbh :lol:

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nowt to do with the sweaty body and stale beer breath then ??? :)

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I've left the lass in the sack to come and play on this board for a minute so I can safely say that stale beer and sweaty bodies do NOWT to dissuade the suitably "woo-ed" female

 

:lol:

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I've left the lass in the sack to come and play on this board for a minute so I can safely say that stale beer and sweaty bodies do NOWT to dissuade the suitably "woo-ed" female

 

:hunter:

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Not when she is of the same ilk it won't... :lol:

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oh my... I should have a breathaliser test thingy before I'm allowed to use the computer or the mobile phone

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oh my... I should have a breathaliser test thingy before I'm allowed to use the computer or the mobile phone

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apology accepted... :lol:

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oh my... I should have a breathaliser test thingy before I'm allowed to use the computer or the mobile phone

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apology accepted... :lol:

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:hunter:

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Youz might not believe this but, I was sober all weekend!

 

Now theres a 1st!

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Me too. :lol:

 

Friday night stayed in.

Saturday night spent a few hours being frightened by mad old women and then stayed in.

Sunday night stayed in.

 

Boring. :hunter:

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Didn't get to bed until after sunrise so I din't really sleep. Had a pretty awful hangover, stocked up on AJ and Plenty of Vitamin D from our friendly Mr Sunshine.

 

Spent of the day sparked out in the back garden grumbling at whoever came too close

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I made the wrong decision and went a works do saturday night, stayed sober as was driving and well.........

 

actually now i think ive just refreshed my black mail material !!

 

 

:lol:

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Went to "Lewisham People's Day" on Saturday, basically a village fête but even scarier. And with a geet big rainbow-striped Pride tent plonked on one corner. Not conspicuous at all. :lol:

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I got more lashed than I have done in a while on Saturday, my Mrs (who joined me on hour number 7 of my 10 hour bender) reckons I beat my all time personal one session pint record hands down. I would have been so proud, had I not felt like a Chenoyble victim all day Sunday.

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started work at 9 finished at 3.30 then went to mates house then got metro back to mine at 8am and now i cant be arsed for work tonight. Only highlight was meeting the legend Ricky Hatton, god knows what he was doing in that shithole mind

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Where do you work ??

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Buffaloe joes unfortunately

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started work at 9 finished at 3.30 then went to mates house then got metro back to mine at 8am and now i cant be arsed for work tonight. Only highlight was meeting the legend Ricky Hatton, god knows what he was doing in that shithole mind

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Where do you work ??

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Buffaloe joes unfortunately

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:lol: you have my utmost sympathy....

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started work at 9 finished at 3.30 then went to mates house then got metro back to mine at 8am and now i cant be arsed for work tonight. Only highlight was meeting the legend Ricky Hatton, god knows what he was doing in that shithole mind

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Where do you work ??

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Buffaloe joes unfortunately

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:lol: you have my utmost sympathy....

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thanks but apart from dealing with all the pricks, its a good laugh

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