Holden McGroin 6582 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 To knock one out in the mens cubicles ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Nah ive done it in the filing cupboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Nah ive done it in the filing cupboard 157457[/snapback] Dorty dorty girl !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Nah ive done it in the filing cupboard 157457[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 To knock one out in the mens cubicles ? 157442[/snapback] well based on the fact that in the Inland Revenue its not wrong to give another bloke one in a cubicle (it was ok seemingly because they were both keyed out of work at the time) then I'd say a quickie with mrs nuckle and her 5 daughters is perfectly fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 I think I should have it writen into my contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 I think I should have it writen into my contract. 157490[/snapback] Assumed you already had..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 I think I should have it writen into my contract. 157490[/snapback] Assumed you already had..... 157497[/snapback] No, but I'm considering it for my next contract negotiations, after all, smokers are catered for on site, why not wankers ? Designated wanking areas, with kleenex and visual material. *reminds me of that sketch on Big Train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Rumour has it, a guy from my school (who incidentally, is a social outcast and stalked Tessa, another lass i have a thing for) knocked one out in the woods during a lunch break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 I lad in our year at school got suspended for tossing one off under his desk in the middle of a lesson. Apparently he had been bet £1 to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44811 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 What would ever possess you to want to have a wank at work though?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 What would ever possess you to want to have a wank at work though?? 157609[/snapback] Oh come on! Im sure all those lovely numbers just winking at you, you must get a bit of wood sometime. *somebody please poke my minds eye out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 What would ever possess you to want to have a wank at work though?? 157609[/snapback] Oh come on! Im sure all those lovely numbers just winking at you, you must get a bit of wood sometime. *somebody please poke my minds eye out 157610[/snapback] Dear me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 I'm off to work in a minute but shan't be entertaining any of these thoughts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 I was free for a couple of hours at work last night. I maybe should have made better use of my time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44811 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 I was free for a couple of hours at work last night. I maybe should have made better use of my time 157620[/snapback] Use the defibrilator for an instant thrill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10855 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 You'd have to stand WELL clear those jumper bumps could knock Meir out of orbit! Taller when she's lying down Fact-inho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 When you're on the evening shift and someone's left a copy of Penthouse lying around? It would be rude not too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hggcraig 0 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 I was often tempted to do it at work. But i had a good excuse i worked at FYEO, its not worth the risk of being caught/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Everyone had a rumour about some kid at school knocking one off in the bogs, it was one of those school urban legends that never happened. As an aside, my mate works for a well known NUFC sponsoring bank in gosforth and he's admitted he goes down to the filing basement to crack one off every so often. Blames the lass with big knockers who sits next to him tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn6Z9djh8eA...train%20wanking Classic Big Train sketch, probably not safe for work. My kind of office ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 lad got caught knocking one off here in the disabled toliets, he was also video'ing it on his mobile we're told, to make matters worse it was his team leader who caught him his exact words "maybe i should have locked the door" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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