The Fish 10657 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 A floating bed, balanced on magnets, looks cool as fuck, but ultimately it's a bit fucking stupid. Costs $1.5 m, and is tethered to the wall... to stop it floating off well surely if it's on a magnetic cushion as soon as it starts to drift off the "cushion" it'll simply fall to the floor... still, if they could make it cheaper and have no need of the tethers it'd be ace! Floating Bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 How cool is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Wouldn't fancy tripping over the wires when I get home bladdered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Wouldn't fancy tripping over the wires when I get home bladdered. 157410[/snapback] Is my major reason for not buying one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil 0 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Surely it can't be healthy to sleep on a massive magnetic field? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Would be interesting to have intercourse in one of those... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicklee Sausage Roll 0 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Can't see the attraction meself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicklee Sausage Roll 0 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Would be interesting to have intercourse in one of those... 157555[/snapback] Classic intercourse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Would be interesting to have intercourse in one of those... 157555[/snapback] Brock, you seriously need to do something about your raging hormones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Would be interesting to have intercourse in one of those... 157555[/snapback] Brock, you seriously need to do something about your raging hormones. 157583[/snapback] I obviously needed a in me original post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44024 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Surely it can't be healthy to sleep on a massive magnetic field? 157542[/snapback] That was my immediate thought too. I wouldn't fancy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 surely a better one would be to cover your ceiling in strong north pole magnets and the floor in equal strength south pole ones, then just buy a metal bed, voila, a bed that flats at exactly half the way up the room. *Admittedly it may not be a good idea to have any piercings, fillings or one of those thingies that makes your heart work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Surely it can't be healthy to sleep on a massive magnetic field? 157542[/snapback] That was my immediate thought too. I wouldn't fancy it. 157606[/snapback] Thirded. Also, if you're going to tether it with 4 cables, why not just suspend one from the roof for a couple of grand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 My bed often feels like a magnetic floating bed after a night out on the sherbert, much cheaper too ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 surely a better one would be to cover your ceiling in strong north pole magnets and the floor in equal strength south pole ones, then just buy a metal bed, voila, a bed that flats at exactly half the way up the room. *Admittedly it may not be a good idea to have any piercings, fillings or one of those thingies that makes your heart work. 157612[/snapback] On the contrary, get equal amounts of piercings on your front and back, then jump into the magnetic field. Hey presto! You're floating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44024 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 surely a better one would be to cover your ceiling in strong north pole magnets and the floor in equal strength south pole ones, then just buy a metal bed, voila, a bed that flats at exactly half the way up the room. *Admittedly it may not be a good idea to have any piercings, fillings or one of those thingies that makes your heart work. 157612[/snapback] On the contrary, get equal amounts of piercings on your front and back, then jump into the magnetic field. Hey presto! You're floating! 157667[/snapback] One in your head and one on your feet and you'd look like a fucking propellor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 surely a better one would be to cover your ceiling in strong north pole magnets and the floor in equal strength south pole ones, then just buy a metal bed, voila, a bed that flats at exactly half the way up the room. *Admittedly it may not be a good idea to have any piercings, fillings or one of those thingies that makes your heart work. 157612[/snapback] On the contrary, get equal amounts of piercings on your front and back, then jump into the magnetic field. Hey presto! You're floating! 157667[/snapback] One in your head and one on your feet and you'd look like a fucking propellor. 157670[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10657 Posted July 8, 2006 Author Share Posted July 8, 2006 don't know why they need tethers, surely have strong repellant magnets around the bed and the magnets strong enough to keep the thing afloat covering the floorspace in the middle of this perimeter. ta-feggin-da, no need for tethers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44024 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 don't know why they need tethers, surely have strong repellant magnets around the bed and the magnets strong enough to keep the thing afloat covering the floorspace in the middle of this perimeter. ta-feggin-da, no need for tethers 157689[/snapback] Until you clamber onto the fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10657 Posted July 8, 2006 Author Share Posted July 8, 2006 I'll have you know if I turn sideways you'll lose me, I'm so thin these days I have to avoid the cracks in the pavements... you know those cracks?....the one your thunderous footfalls leave in your wake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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