Thompson 0 Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 Just watching it, and some daft bint when asked 'Name a filling in Chocolate', she said 'Meat' I was then inspired to search the net for funny answers on Family Fortunes and found this. Quite funny if ya fancy killing a few minutes ! http://www.businessballs.com/familyfortunesanswers.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 Some good stuff on there. A medieval weapon: "Hand-grenade.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted July 4, 2006 Author Share Posted July 4, 2006 Something people might be allergic to: "Skiing.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 (edited) What's that one where a bloke gives the same answer to every question? I was pissing myself at that. summat like.... A farm bird: Turkey A christmas tradition: Turkey A Eurasian country: Turkey something bootiful: Turkey a violent nation of football fans: Turkey EDIT: Found it... One of the most talked about episodes of Family Fortunes involved a contestant (the late Bob Johnson) in the Big Money round using the word "turkey" for three answers in a row, causing the audience and Max Bygraves, who was the host at that time, to break down in laughter. Max: Name something people take with them to the beach. Bob: Turkey. (Scored zero points) Max: The first thing you buy at a supermarket. Bob: Turkey. (Scored zero points) Max: A food often stuffed. Bob: Turkey. (Scored 21 points) Edited July 4, 2006 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7209 Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 If its up there, il give you the money myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7209 Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 my favourite - Something that flies without an engine: "A bicycle with wings.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 What's that one where a bloke gives the same answer to every question? I was pissing myself at that. summat like.... A farm bird: Turkey A christmas tradition: Turkey A Eurasian country: Turkey something bootiful: Turkey a violent nation of football fans: Turkey EDIT: Found it... One of the most talked about episodes of Family Fortunes involved a contestant (the late Bob Johnson) in the Big Money round using the word "turkey" for three answers in a row, causing the audience and Max Bygraves, who was the host at that time, to break down in laughter. Max: Name something people take with them to the beach. Bob: Turkey. (Scored zero points) Max: The first thing you buy at a supermarket. Bob: Turkey. (Scored zero points) Max: A food often stuffed. Bob: Turkey. (Scored 21 points) 156276[/snapback] I loved the fact the bloke in question (some sort of mad uncle or grandad) was laughing away but when they cut to the family their faces said he's be getting a kicking when they got home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 'Name a filling in Chocolate', she said 'Meat' Sounds good to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15766 Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 Not to be pre-emptive or anything, but apparently Wacky's heard from me that Smooth Operator likes a hot meat filling in his chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 Not to be pre-emptive or anything, but apparently Wacky's heard from me that Smooth Operator likes a hot meat filling in his chocolate. 156300[/snapback] not the only one on the board....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4172 Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 'Name a filling in Chocolate', she said 'Meat' Sounds good to me. 156293[/snapback] Meat goood..chocolate gooood......Whats not to like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 My personal favourite: Name a bird with a long neck Naomi Campbell ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10995 Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 'Name a filling in Chocolate', she said 'Meat' Sounds good to me. 156293[/snapback] Meat goood..chocolate gooood......Whats not to like? 156326[/snapback] Friends... right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4172 Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 'Name a filling in Chocolate', she said 'Meat' Sounds good to me. 156293[/snapback] Meat goood..chocolate gooood......Whats not to like? 156326[/snapback] Friends... right? 156353[/snapback] guilty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 Not to be pre-emptive or anything, but apparently Wacky's heard from me that Smooth Operator likes a hot meat filling in his chocolate. 156300[/snapback] Yes, apparently doctor Meenzer has gave him quite a few hot beef injections over the years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10995 Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 that's nowt, I just ate me mams fudge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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