Gemmill 44888 Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 8 minutes ago, Renton said: I though it was re: dressing like a clown. NB. The next fucker (Alex) who takes the piss out of me for ONCE wearing some shit NUFC merchandise, bought by my nephew, gets a shake of disapproval. File under stained glass window, sweating in Tilleys, and seagulls. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11387 Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 (edited) Iirc I didn’t take the piss out of you for wearing NUFC-branded clothing. I savagely took the piss out of the clothing itself, Renton. Only for you to subsequently rock up at The Trent wearing some. Subtle difference Edited July 20, 2022 by Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 55 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Ah I put that in the wrong thread. Liz Truss is not my hobby. We believe you. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 Stop trying to steal my hobby! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11280 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 9 hours ago, Renton said: That one in the blue suit, don't know whether to laugh or shit myself in terror! Certainly looks like she is shitting herself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 Best keep your wives in this weekend….. Paddle boards are go!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44888 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 I've just put all of the Coastguard Emergency TV shows on series link. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 All right John Darwin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 Darwin award awaits like. No fucking way will you be able to stand up on a paddle board CT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 8 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Best keep your wives in this weekend….. Paddle boards are go!!! tbh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 1 minute ago, Renton said: Darwin award awaits like. No fucking way will you be able to stand up on a paddle board CT. Guarantee it'll be this 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 So Druridge Bay country park today on the Lake with 5 adults, 3 kids, 2 paddle boards and a picnic. ”Dad, this is your best mid life crisis yet”. Spent all day there and what a cracking day it was. I IMPLORE you all to give this a go if you haven’t already done it. (You can hire them there as well). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 After 45 minutes of falling in a pond, CT is now an Aquatic Zen Master 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: After 45 minutes of falling in a pond, CT is now an Aquatic Zen Master nobody fell in sadly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 Nobody fell in? What did they give you??? “ Master Wave Dog, this pointy headed fucker wants to hire some SUP boards for the day…” ” Give him that old barge and a couple of shovels, he’ll never know the difference and think he’s Steven fucking Redgrave”. “ No worries” 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 10 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Nobody fell in? What did they give you??? “ Master Wave Dog, this pointy headed fucker wants to hire some SUP boards for the day…” ” Give him that old barge and a couple of shovels, he’ll never know the difference and think he’s Steven fucking Redgrave”. “ No worries” Nah, we took our own. I was nominated to go first and was fully expecting a splash but it never came. Seriously though, great fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 How many did you buy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 Calling it now, CT will be magnet fishing within the year. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 10 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: How many did you buy? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 10 hours ago, Blastronaut said: Calling it now, CT will be magnet fishing within the year. Watched a few of these videos years ago but never really appealed, particularly all the stinky slimey river bed mud that come up with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 Chester le street today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33230 Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 Just now, Christmas Tree said: Chester le street today Tomorrow; CT: "Anyone have any recommendations for a new mobile phone? Doesn't have to be absolutely top end but still something decent. Old one currently at the bottom of the river Wear." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 15 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Chester le street today SUP? Looks more like SDP Thanks for keeping the trotters covered up btw 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 (edited) SDF tbh. To consider it 'paddling', the paddle has to be out from under the bungees. Edited July 25, 2022 by Craig 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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