Thing's People Said: Courtroom Questions

[Tooj 17]

http://rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml

 

Here's some classic quote's of thing's people have actually uttered in court

 

My oh my there are some belters

 

Lawyer: "Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?"

 

Lawyer: "Now, you have investigated other murders, have you not, where there was a victim?"

 

    *  Lawyer: "How many times have you committed suicide?"

    * Witness: "Four times."

[MattM4 0]

Doing some late night surfing around are we mister Jonny.

 

Had heard some those beofre

 

    *  Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"

    * Witness: "No."

    * Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"

    * Witness: "No."

    * Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"

    * Witness: "No."

    * Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"

    * Witness: "No."

    * Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"

    * Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."

    * Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"

    * Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

 

lol

[luckyluke 2]

Older than time itself tbh.

[Holden McGroin 7031]

Older than time itself tbh.

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Impossible.

[The Fish 11121]

Methuselah-tastic tbh