Lazarus 0 Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 I know the Italian players so well and I don’t like Australians. I wanted Australia to lose. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,28...2246650,00.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Can you really blame him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellers 0 Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 So do I, more of the same please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Rest of World in "we agree" shocker tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 18% took the time to vote 'I don't have an opinion' Fucking morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 The following letter was published in the Sydney Morning Herald: 'Just wanted to drop you all a note of condolence on your World Cup exit. Although you were never really good enough to be there in the first place, as one of our foreign outposts we think you did quite well and, most importantly, represented your Queen admirably. So, well done, little colony. 'On the upside though, now at least your long-haired, scruffy, unclean teenage masses can all return to London to resume their minimum wage jobs, serving us thirsty English boys warm beer, just in time for the games on Friday and Saturday. Good timing, really, because as everyone agrees, the real tournament starts now that only the real footballing teams are left. 'Well, chin up, anyway, pickpockets, and I suppose it's back to stealing your mothers' ironing boards and heading to the sea to try to dodge those hungry sharks. How sweet. Best regards and God save the Queen. 'Paul Kaynes West Sussex (England)' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 I know I'm missing the humour here, but does anybody else find that letter a bit lame? The stereotypes are pretty tiresome and god knows that the Aussies must think if that's 'English humour'. I'm sure the Australians could write an equally banal letter in reply. I know I sound like a grumpy old man here, but surely someone could do better than that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 The following letter was published in the Sydney Morning Herald: 'Just wanted to drop you all a note of condolence on your World Cup exit. Although you were never really good enough to be there in the first place, as one of our foreign outposts we think you did quite well and, most importantly, represented your Queen admirably. So, well done, little colony. 'On the upside though, now at least your long-haired, scruffy, unclean teenage masses can all return to London to resume their minimum wage jobs, serving us thirsty English boys warm beer, just in time for the games on Friday and Saturday. Good timing, really, because as everyone agrees, the real tournament starts now that only the real footballing teams are left. 'Well, chin up, anyway, pickpockets, and I suppose it's back to stealing your mothers' ironing boards and heading to the sea to try to dodge those hungry sharks. How sweet. Best regards and God save the Queen. 'Paul Kaynes West Sussex (England)' 154635[/snapback] Come on Halliwell, what's your answer to this one? Wellsy's gone a bit quiet of late too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 I know I'm missing the humour here, but does anybody else find that letter a bit lame? The stereotypes are pretty tiresome and god knows that the Aussies must think if that's 'English humour'. I'm sure the Australians could write an equally banal letter in reply. I know I sound like a grumpy old man here, but surely someone could do better than that? 154639[/snapback] It's English jealousy tbh. Deep down you all wish you could be one of God's chosen people, aka Australian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 It's English jealousy tbh. Deep down you all wish you could be one of God's chosen people, aka Australian. 154648[/snapback] But you're all English convicts, do you mean Abos then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 I know I'm missing the humour here, but does anybody else find that letter a bit lame? The stereotypes are pretty tiresome and god knows that the Aussies must think if that's 'English humour'. I'm sure the Australians could write an equally banal letter in reply. I know I sound like a grumpy old man here, but surely someone could do better than that? 154639[/snapback] It's English jealousy tbh. Deep down you all wish you could be one of God's chosen people, aka Australian. 154648[/snapback] English gone further in the Rugby WC, the Ashes and now the FIFA WC... You're back in our pockets Stevie boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CrimsonFault Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 I know I'm missing the humour here, but does anybody else find that letter a bit lame? The stereotypes are pretty tiresome and god knows that the Aussies must think if that's 'English humour'. I'm sure the Australians could write an equally banal letter in reply. I know I sound like a grumpy old man here, but surely someone could do better than that? 154639[/snapback] It's English jealousy tbh. Deep down you all wish you could be one of God's chosen people, aka Australian. 154648[/snapback] English gone further in the Rugby WC, the Ashes and now the FIFA WC... You're back in our pockets Stevie boy! 154657[/snapback] Yeah but they did beat us 3-1 in a friendly a few years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 I know I'm missing the humour here, but does anybody else find that letter a bit lame? The stereotypes are pretty tiresome and god knows that the Aussies must think if that's 'English humour'. I'm sure the Australians could write an equally banal letter in reply. I know I sound like a grumpy old man here, but surely someone could do better than that? 154639[/snapback] Oh shurrup you miserable git! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46141 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 I know I'm missing the humour here, but does anybody else find that letter a bit lame? The stereotypes are pretty tiresome and god knows that the Aussies must think if that's 'English humour'. I'm sure the Australians could write an equally banal letter in reply. I know I sound like a grumpy old man here, but surely someone could do better than that? 154639[/snapback] Oh shurrup you miserable git! 154674[/snapback] 16 going on 50, that lad. Dan, if that letter wound ONE Australian up, it's done its job. It's not designed to make them laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 I know I'm missing the humour here, but does anybody else find that letter a bit lame? The stereotypes are pretty tiresome and god knows that the Aussies must think if that's 'English humour'. I'm sure the Australians could write an equally banal letter in reply. I know I sound like a grumpy old man here, but surely someone could do better than that? 154639[/snapback] It's English jealousy tbh. Deep down you all wish you could be one of God's chosen people, aka Australian. 154648[/snapback] English gone further in the Rugby WC, the Ashes and now the FIFA WC... You're back in our pockets Stevie boy! 154657[/snapback] Yeah but they did beat us 3-1 in a friendly a few years ago. 154660[/snapback] Important points are "friendly" and "few years ago". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodgate27 0 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 I am infuriated by that letter and will never speak English again out of protest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15742 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 I am infuriated by that letter and will never speak English again out of protest. 154721[/snapback] No big deal when Croatian's the lingua franca of your national team, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodgate27 0 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Die kroaten konnen ab ficken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6787 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 I think the main problem with Australia is that they are bad losers and EVEN worse winners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10002 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 I think the main problem with Australia is that they are bad losers and EVEN worse winners. 154735[/snapback] I'm afraid you are wrong, the main problem with Australia is that it's above sea level Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6787 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 I think the main problem with Australia is that they are bad losers and EVEN worse winners. 154735[/snapback] I'm afraid you are wrong, the main problem with Australia is that it's above sea level 154742[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellsy 0 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 The following letter was published in the Sydney Morning Herald: 'Just wanted to drop you all a note of condolence on your World Cup exit. Although you were never really good enough to be there in the first place, as one of our foreign outposts we think you did quite well and, most importantly, represented your Queen admirably. So, well done, little colony. 'On the upside though, now at least your long-haired, scruffy, unclean teenage masses can all return to London to resume their minimum wage jobs, serving us thirsty English boys warm beer, just in time for the games on Friday and Saturday. Good timing, really, because as everyone agrees, the real tournament starts now that only the real footballing teams are left. 'Well, chin up, anyway, pickpockets, and I suppose it's back to stealing your mothers' ironing boards and heading to the sea to try to dodge those hungry sharks. How sweet. Best regards and God save the Queen. 'Paul Kaynes West Sussex (England)' 154635[/snapback] Come on Halliwell, what's your answer to this one? Wellsy's gone a bit quiet of late too! 154642[/snapback] Busy tbh, World Cup is over so catch up on some sleep and i have had plenty of other things to do now that i am moving house. I think the main problem with Australia is that they are bad losers and EVEN worse winners. 154735[/snapback] I'm afraid you are wrong, the main problem with Australia is that it's above sea level 154742[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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