Jump to content

Croatia v Australia


Lazarus
 Share

Recommended Posts

Guardian commentary from the game

 

90 min: Another red card! But... Graham Poll, who is a stupid bastard, is not getting the final, we can tell you that for nothing. After fouling Kennedy, Simunic is booked for a second time. He walks... then comes back when he realises Poll isn't going to show red. Ho ho hoh dear.

 

FULL TIME OF A FANTASTIC MATCH: Croatia 2 - 2 Australia Ha ha ha, Graham Poll is a complete clown. After a scramble in the box, Viduka sets about forcing the ball home for Australia... but Poll blows up for full time, Clive Thomas style, with the ball about to cross the line. He disallows the goal - not that it matters - but then he decides to book Simunic for a third time - and sends him off. He then blows up for full time AGAIN... before driving off the pitch in a car with square wheels.

 

Honk! Honk! The doors have just fallen off Poll's car, and there are jets of steam coming out of the engine. Let's hope nobody agrees to smell his funny flower!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

FUCK

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

(Graeme Poll is a muppet, why do we keep getting shit refs)

 

FUCK

 

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guardian commentary from the game

 

90 min: Another red card! But... Graham Poll, who is a stupid bastard, is not getting the final, we can tell you that for nothing. After fouling Kennedy, Simunic is booked for a second time. He walks... then comes back when he realises Poll isn't going to show red. Ho ho hoh dear.

 

FULL TIME OF A FANTASTIC MATCH: Croatia 2 - 2 Australia Ha ha ha, Graham Poll is a complete clown. After a scramble in the box, Viduka sets about forcing the ball home for Australia... but Poll blows up for full time, Clive Thomas style, with the ball about to cross the line. He disallows the goal - not that it matters - but then he decides to book Simunic for a third time - and sends him off. He then blows up for full time AGAIN... before driving off the pitch in a car with square wheels.

 

Honk! Honk! The doors have just fallen off Poll's car, and there are jets of steam coming out of the engine. Let's hope nobody agrees to smell his funny flower!

152366[/snapback]

 

:(:P

 

It was class. He turned it into complete farce. Benny Hill stuff.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

FUCK

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

(Graeme Poll is a muppet, why do we keep getting shit refs)

 

FUCK

 

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

152374[/snapback]

 

 

need some Kleenex sonny?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Cracking match, Kalac is shit and shouldnt of played and that bungled attempted save cost me $95 bucks.

 

Then there is that Poll bloke, 3 yellow cards, another 2 clear penalties to us which were not given plus the one at the end where he pointed to the spot after giving Simunic his 3rd yellow. He then doesnt give us the penalty as a streaker streaks onto the field and then blows full time. After not giving us that penalty he cost me more money as we would of probably scored it so there was another $70 lost :(

 

Poll is a twat. What was Emerton sent off for? if it was a second yellow for a handball then... shit me a brick that was harsh.

 

Through though and i reckon we can beat Italy. How hot are the females in the stand? Stunning!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Cracking match, Kalac is shit and shouldnt of played and that bungled attempted save cost me $95 bucks.

 

Then there is that Poll bloke, 3 yellow cards, another 2 clear penalties to us which were not given plus the one at the end where he pointed to the spot after giving Simunic his 3rd yellow. He then doesnt give us the penalty as a streaker streaks onto the field and then blows full time. After not giving us that penalty he cost me more money as we would of probably scored it so there was another $70 lost  :(

 

Poll is a twat. What was Emerton sent off for? if it was a second yellow for a handball then... shit me a brick that was harsh.

 

Through though and i reckon we can beat Italy. How hot are the females in the stand? Stunning!

153074[/snapback]

 

Just Poll showing that English refs are "the best in the world" as we laughably hear every season when they have a run of absolutely bollocks decisions and are backed by some ex ref on tv/in the press.

 

Mind you the Emerton second yellow was one of the few things he got right, it was deliberate and Emerton knew as he walked off without complaint.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

And to make matters worse, Simunic is a traitor. Born in Canberra, graduated from them Australian Institute of Sport with plenty of tax-payer funding. And what does he do the moment he graduates? Pisses off to Croatia.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

And to make matters worse, Simunic is a traitor. Born in Canberra, graduated from them Australian Institute of Sport with plenty of tax-payer funding. And what does he do the moment he graduates? Pisses off to Croatia.

153373[/snapback]

Released on bail tbh.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

And to make matters worse, Simunic is a traitor. Born in Canberra, graduated from them Australian Institute of Sport with plenty of tax-payer funding. And what does he do the moment he graduates? Pisses off to Croatia.

153373[/snapback]

 

didnt viduka do that as well ?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.