spongebob toonpants 3899 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 So here I am at work, playing a bit of online poker, watching the World Cup, minding my own business harming nobody, and some fucker from the revenue rings me up on my bloody mobile threatening to take me to court. I wasnt expecting that I can tell you. Its put a right downer on the afternoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Was it Peasepud? I can firebomb Longbenton on the way home for you if that helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3899 Posted June 21, 2006 Author Share Posted June 21, 2006 Dropping in a few thousand quid with my name on it might prove a bit more useful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza 105 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 You sure it wasn't someone winding you up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3899 Posted June 21, 2006 Author Share Posted June 21, 2006 You sure it wasn't someone winding you up? 151707[/snapback] Oh yes I am sure, its something of a long running issue. Stupid self assesment forms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Like they reckon you owe them ££££££££ Do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 This is not a dig but it always cracks me up when people moan like hell about immigrants defrauding the system and they'll happily do it themselves by doing work on the side or whatever. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 or not filing their tax returns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3899 Posted June 21, 2006 Author Share Posted June 21, 2006 Like they reckon you owe them ££££££££ Do you? 151714[/snapback] They reckon I do, it doesnt really matter what I think. Bolloxed up a return from 2001. I hate tax forms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 You can dispute it all you like however under section 42b (sub section 1a para 23) you will find that rent boys are non-deductable. Yes, you say they are a necessary business expense however getting noshed off by some 17 year old cannot go down as corporate entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3899 Posted June 21, 2006 Author Share Posted June 21, 2006 You can dispute it all you like however under section 42b (sub section 1a para 23) you will find that rent boys are non-deductable. Yes, you say they are a necessary business expense however getting noshed off by some 17 year old cannot go down as corporate entertainment. 151729[/snapback] So first the rent boy fucks me up the arse, then your mob follow suit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 You can dispute it all you like however under section 42b (sub section 1a para 23) you will find that rent boys are non-deductable. Yes, you say they are a necessary business expense however getting noshed off by some 17 year old cannot go down as corporate entertainment. 151729[/snapback] So first the rent boy fucks me up the arse, then your mob follow suit 151733[/snapback] Oh yes, and no lube with us either, we'll charge you for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44018 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Wait til Leazes finds out that spongebob is no better than one of those tax-dodging benefit-bludging immigrants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Wait til Leazes finds out that spongebob is no better than one of those tax-dodging benefit-bludging immigrants. 151753[/snapback] Bloody hell - better lock the thread now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3899 Posted June 21, 2006 Author Share Posted June 21, 2006 Wait til Leazes finds out that spongebob is no better than one of those tax-dodging benefit-bludging immigrants. 151753[/snapback] I just like the fines to run up so I can pay even more tax, I dont think we pay enough to start with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rikko 20 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Wait til Leazes finds out that spongebob is no better than one of those tax-dodging benefit-bludging immigrants. 151753[/snapback] Bloody hell - better lock the thread now 151756[/snapback] It's ok, he doesn't read other peoples posts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 only the ones by the Sandalistas like me........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 *Left wing hand-wringing sandalista behaviour* Right, that should get him in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 the blue light will be flashing on top of his PC and his mobile will be playing "The Horst Wessel Leid" as we speak - thanks Sima! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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