Tom_NUFC 0 Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 I sometimes say 'Donkey Shite' meaning Thanks. (From the German, Danke Shon.) I heard it from somewhere, and can't for the life of me think where, but I liked it and I use it a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted July 31, 2006 Author Share Posted July 31, 2006 I sometimes say 'Donkey Shite' meaning Thanks. (From the German, Danke Shon.) I heard it from somewhere, and can't for the life of me think where, but I liked it and I use it a lot. 168105[/snapback] Oz, first series of Auf Wiedersehen Pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Three things cant stay hidden long, the sun, the moon and the truth. 168100[/snapback] Mine is 3 hopes.....Bob , none and wester... oh and for some reason " knock yasel out ! " 168103[/snapback] Geez, im not gona tell you how many times I said to myself "Wester Hope" before the penny dropped its a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 I sometimes say 'Donkey Shite' meaning Thanks. (From the German, Danke Shon.) I heard it from somewhere, and can't for the life of me think where, but I liked it and I use it a lot. 168105[/snapback] Oz, first series of Auf Wiedersehen Pet. 168106[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted July 31, 2006 Author Share Posted July 31, 2006 I sometimes say 'Donkey Shite' meaning Thanks. (From the German, Danke Shon.) I heard it from somewhere, and can't for the life of me think where, but I liked it and I use it a lot. 168105[/snapback] Oz, first series of Auf Wiedersehen Pet. 168106[/snapback] 168109[/snapback] Followed up by 'Gritty Arse' (for the spanish, Gracias) in the second series Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 "We aye", "Na", "fuck that shit", "nice one" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Shearer Here Do not Fear 168091[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boyo 24 Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Load of old bollocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 In my best cockney accent "shove a carrot up ya arse" whilst gesturing with my hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 the classic "Fuuuuuck yooooooou" when asked to perform a relatively mundane or simple task such as moving out of the way, or passing something. always goes down a storm in stew dent houses Cath don't read this bit The Lads in Leeds have a thing whereby the last person to say cunt has to do whatever the task is for example "I want a cuppa teacunt" last person to say cunt makes it basically because the girls said "Shotgun not" and the last person would invariably say cunt, we just cut out the middleman and went straight to the obscenity ... yup Kerazeeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Not a saying as such, but the best line i've heard lately was from Charlie in Lost, something like, ..'So what are you going to do now? Beat me to death with your Jesus stick' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 In my best cockney accent "shove a carrot up ya arse" whilst gesturing with my hand 168123[/snapback] That's off that trailer for some channel 4 documentary about retards isn't it? My favourite at the mo is, "Here man you Fraggle". Used to use it at school when we were bullying the tramps on free school lunches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 In my best cockney accent "shove a carrot up ya arse" whilst gesturing with my hand 168123[/snapback] That's off that trailer for some channel 4 documentary about retards isn't it? My favourite at the mo is, "Here man you Fraggle". Used to use it at school when we were bullying the tramps on free school lunches. 168230[/snapback] Aye, it's about a dating agency for not so well off people, it's quality viewing though, it's like you at the school discos. P.S did you relly blow your beans in Donna air's hair or is it more of your shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 In my best cockney accent "shove a carrot up ya arse" whilst gesturing with my hand 168123[/snapback] That's off that trailer for some channel 4 documentary about retards isn't it? My favourite at the mo is, "Here man you Fraggle". Used to use it at school when we were bullying the tramps on free school lunches. 168230[/snapback] Aye, it's about a dating agency for not so well off people, it's quality viewing though, it's like you at the school discos. P.S did you relly blow your beans in Donna air's hair or is it more of your shit? 168233[/snapback] I did, me and John at the same time. He was the shampoo, I was the conditioner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Full of mince tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Full of mince tbh 168237[/snapback] What you on about? We were legends for our achievement! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Nee way she would ley you two homs any where near her never mind spray her with tatty watta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Nee way she would ley you two homs any where near her never mind spray her with tatty watta 168243[/snapback] She fancied John at the time I was just chancing my arm. I was simply dangling a carrot and she took it. You know what you can do with your carrot son seeing as you enjoy that sort of business, fancy admitting to sticking your finger up your arsehole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Nee way she would ley you two homs any where near her never mind spray her with tatty watta 168243[/snapback] She fancied John at the time I was just chancing my arm. I was simply dangling a carrot and she took it. You know what you can do with your carrot son seeing as you enjoy that sort of business, fancy admitting to sticking your finger up your arsehole! 168246[/snapback] "shove a carrot up ya arse" Your a ringer for the kid as it happens, can't remember the name of the show, any ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Nee way she would ley you two homs any where near her never mind spray her with tatty watta 168243[/snapback] She fancied John at the time I was just chancing my arm. I was simply dangling a carrot and she took it. You know what you can do with your carrot son seeing as you enjoy that sort of business, fancy admitting to sticking your finger up your arsehole! 168246[/snapback] "shove a carrot up ya arse" Your a ringer for the kid as it happens, can't remember the name of the show, any ideas? 168248[/snapback] Sexiest men alive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Top corner / 1-0 Tom / Owned / Fuck off you c*nt/ fucking class / mint / get the fuck in / Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 I'm partial to "get out of my town" and "I'm afraid I'll have to lock horns with you on that one". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Those lowdown polecats are on our trail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 1, 2006 Author Share Posted August 1, 2006 My mate from Bradford has one for when things aren't going well: "It's not right cracking, is that" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC 0 Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 I sometimes say 'Donkey Shite' meaning Thanks. (From the German, Danke Shon.) I heard it from somewhere, and can't for the life of me think where, but I liked it and I use it a lot. 168105[/snapback] Oz, first series of Auf Wiedersehen Pet. 168106[/snapback] Aye, that's right! Cheers for that, it was doing my head in thinking where it came from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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