luckyluke 2 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 I know they are hamstrung somewhat by having ad breaks but their coverage really is the pits. Virtually no analysis of the match they are covering in the five minutes they get, which is usually entirely devoted to the latest non-update on Rooney. I can't blame Gullit for saying 'Rooney's not that good, I wouldn't have picked him anyway' after having to put up with the ridiclous anglo-centric attitude they have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Good judge of a player is Gullit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Any station that employ's a bafoon like David Pleat is clearly shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46030 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Did Gullit really say that? Agree though, ITV's coverage is woeful. Thankfully most of the evening games so far have seemed to be BBC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 BUT, Gabby Logan.... you would tbh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 I'm not a fan of the ITV coverage normally, but it's canny at the moment. The lads in the studio are all a bit delirious ahead of the England game and are having a bit of a giggle. El Tel and Stuart Pearce there today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Can people just not be happy enough with getting to see the game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 No Wright and Lawro is surely a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15718 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Gotta love ITV. "Remember Rene Higuita, the man who did the scorpion kick against England at Wembley?" No, I remember him for having stupid girly hair and for making a right twat of himself at that competition that's going on right now, you know, the World Cup. But go ahead, get another England reference in there - there won't be enough today as it is... ... I may be a little over-sensitive today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 (edited) Gotta love ITV. "Remember Rene Higuita, the man who did the scorpion kick against England at Wembley?" No, I remember him for having stupid girly hair and for making a right twat of himself at that competition that's going on right now, you know, the World Cup. But go ahead, get another England reference in there - there won't be enough today as it is... ... I may be a little over-sensitive today. 149161[/snapback] Yeah, I remember him from Italia 90 too believe it or not Edited June 15, 2006 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Any station that employs Clive Titsley is in trouble imo. We need a game of Titsley Bingo on here during the next ITV match. I'll start; Mentioning Man U beating Bayern Munich. Mentioning Liverpool beating Milan. Mentioning Chelsea. Saying a goal is 'wonderful' when it's scored by a supposed excellent footballer even if it's a tap in or a fluke. Calling a less fancied team (such as T&T, Saudia Arabia etc) 'plucky' Any more? There must be a million of the things he ALWAYS fucking says. They may as well just record them all and get someone in the studio to press a button when an incident happens. I had a nightmare once, it was Clive Titsley commentating on an NUFC match with Ian Shite as his co-commentator. Death would have been an escape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Shearer 9 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Ruud Gullitt compared Spain to the Ryder cup American team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Any station that employs Clive Titsley is in trouble imo. We need a game of Titsley Bingo on here during the next ITV match. I'll start; Mentioning Man U beating Bayern Munich. Mentioning Liverpool beating Milan. Mentioning Chelsea. Saying a goal is 'wonderful' when it's scored by a supposed excellent footballer even if it's a tap in or a fluke. Calling a less fancied team (such as T&T, Saudia Arabia etc) 'plucky' Any more? There must be a million of the things he ALWAYS fucking says. They may as well just record them all and get someone in the studio to press a button when an incident happens. I had a nightmare once, it was Clive Titsley commentating on an NUFC match with Ian Shite as his co-commentator. Death would have been an escape. 149174[/snapback] Or brave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 Absolute no mention of the game they're supposedly covering at half time. If I was from Ecuador i'd be seething. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31203 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Any station that employs Clive Titsley is in trouble imo. We need a game of Titsley Bingo on here during the next ITV match. I'll start; Mentioning Man U beating Bayern Munich. Mentioning Liverpool beating Milan. Mentioning Chelsea. Saying a goal is 'wonderful' when it's scored by a supposed excellent footballer even if it's a tap in or a fluke. Calling a less fancied team (such as T&T, Saudia Arabia etc) 'plucky' Any more? There must be a million of the things he ALWAYS fucking says. They may as well just record them all and get someone in the studio to press a button when an incident happens. I had a nightmare once, it was Clive Titsley commentating on an NUFC match with Ian Shite as his co-commentator. Death would have been an escape. 149174[/snapback] I swear to God if I hear him mention that "balmy evening in Barcelona" once more I'm going to beat him to death with a cowbell, it was 7 years ago, get over it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 I'm sure he was secretly masturbating under the desk every time he mentioned Wayne Rooney tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 I'm sure he was secretly masturbating under the desk every time he mentioned Wayne Rooney tonight. 149272[/snapback] To be fair, you probably were as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 I'm sure he was secretly masturbating under the desk every time he mentioned Wayne Rooney tonight. 149272[/snapback] To be fair, you probably were as well 149274[/snapback] Nah, it was impossible to get aroused watching that shit !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodgate27 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 We get Martin Tyler and Gary Bloom, count yourselves lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 We get Martin Tyler and Gary Bloom, count yourselves lucky. 149278[/snapback] I'd swap Tildsley for Martyn Tyler any day of the week !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Gareth Southgate was wetter than a weekend in Manchester tonight like. He almost sounded as effeminate as Lawrenson! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 JFH has earrings in the size of Christmas tree baubles! All he needs is a wig and some lippy and he's look like a very bad tranny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46030 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 catmag blatantly mauling ITV's punditry team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Did Gullit really say that? Agree though, ITV's coverage is woeful. Thankfully most of the evening games so far have seemed to be BBC. 149135[/snapback] First I've heard of it too. amazing comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Any station that employs Clive Titsley is in trouble imo. We need a game of Titsley Bingo on here during the next ITV match. I'll start; Mentioning Man U beating Bayern Munich. Mentioning Liverpool beating Milan. Mentioning Chelsea. Saying a goal is 'wonderful' when it's scored by a supposed excellent footballer even if it's a tap in or a fluke. Calling a less fancied team (such as T&T, Saudia Arabia etc) 'plucky' Any more? There must be a million of the things he ALWAYS fucking says. They may as well just record them all and get someone in the studio to press a button when an incident happens. I had a nightmare once, it was Clive Titsley commentating on an NUFC match with Ian Shite as his co-commentator. Death would have been an escape. 149174[/snapback] As well as talking shite, Tyldesley has also been writing it too. This display of virtuoso arse-licking appeared in the paper today:Brown tongue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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