peasepud 59 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Been laid up in bed for the last two days unable to move, my entire body aches, Ive got tonsils the size of golfballs, headache, one minute Im sweating the next Im freezing cold. Even though Ive been in bed since 10pm on Monday, Ive yet to have more than an hours unbroken sleep and when I do I have weird dreams. I've had to crawl to the bathroom and kitchen as I havent had the energy to walk (I did think about pissing in a bottle but knowing my luck Id end up taking a swig when I was thirsty.) Its so bad that I havent even had the energy to switch the PC on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Proper flu is a bitch. The key is to take as many various flu remedies as possible, one of them is bound to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Not Bird Flu petal. Just real proper (and not even "man") flu! Paracetamol, lots of water, try and keep cool (even if you're shivering) and lots of rest. Hope you feel better soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 The key is to take as many various flu remedies as possible, one of them is bound to work. 148943[/snapback] They're all a con. You may as well just take plain paracetamol and vitamin C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 The key is to take as many various flu remedies as possible, one of them is bound to work. 148943[/snapback] They're all a con. You may as well just take plain paracetamol and vitamin C. 148945[/snapback] You want enough Lemsip Direct powder until you can't feel your head, then a cup of tea and bed. Never fails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.../\......\o/... 0 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Shave all your hair off and call out the name of the nearest loved one as if you are dieing. Stan......Stan!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatful Of Hollow 0 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Shave all your hair off and call out the name of the nearest loved one as if you are dieing. Stan......Stan!! 148948[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Been laid up in bed for the last two days unable to move, my entire body aches, Ive got tonsils the size of golfballs, headache, one minute Im sweating the next Im freezing cold. Even though Ive been in bed since 10pm on Monday, Ive yet to have more than an hours unbroken sleep and when I do I have weird dreams. I've had to crawl to the bathroom and kitchen as I havent had the energy to walk (I did think about pissing in a bottle but knowing my luck Id end up taking a swig when I was thirsty.) Its so bad that I havent even had the energy to switch the PC on 148942[/snapback] Have you been snogging Scott Parker ? Sounds a bit like Glandular fever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11128 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 thought by "Bird Flu" you meant that you found that suddenly you were unable to reverse park, you couldn't shut the fuck up for the entirety of a film, you instantaneously became interested in the private lives of Z-list celebrities and also got stropppy for no fucking reason what-so-ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 well thats 3 whole days without eating a friggin thing, not a bit of appetite but ona brighter note at least Im now capable of getting online so if I die of this I'll be able to let you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11128 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 (edited) but you won't be able to use smilies Edited June 16, 2006 by Geordie Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47775 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 well thats 3 whole days without eating a friggin thing149456[/snapback] Have you lost your massive belly yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10624 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 (edited) well thats 3 whole days without eating a friggin thing, not a bit of appetite but ona brighter note at least Im now capable of getting online so if I die of this I'll be able to let you know. 149456[/snapback] but you won't be able to use smilies 149459[/snapback] Maybe he wasn't trying to use a smilie, maybe it was a miss-spelling of Thud, as he pitched forward deceased upon his keyboard Edited June 16, 2006 by Toonpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 I have flu too. Me nose is bleeding because I'm constantly blowing it. So I'm off school today. It's heavenly. Just me all alone with some me time. Ironically I'm now lonley as feck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rikko 20 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 I have flu too. Me nose is bleeding because I'm constantly blowing it. So I'm off school today. It's heavenly. Just me all alone with some me time. Ironically I'm now lonley as feck. 149547[/snapback] You're as bad as Jimbo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 I have flu too. Me nose is bleeding because I'm constantly blowing it. So I'm off school today. It's heavenly. Just me all alone with some me time. Ironically I'm now lonley as feck. 149547[/snapback] You're as bad as Jimbo... 149550[/snapback] Nah, Jimbo strikes me as the type of bloke who'd just say 'I'm off with the flu. I think I'll chuck a couple out.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 well thats 3 whole days without eating a friggin thing149456[/snapback] Have you lost your massive belly yet? 149484[/snapback] Its nearly gone I tells ya, you should try this diet would work wonders for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 I have flu too. Me nose is bleeding because I'm constantly blowing it. So I'm off school today. It's heavenly. Just me all alone with some me time. Ironically I'm now lonley as feck. 149547[/snapback] You're as bad as Jimbo... 149550[/snapback] Nah, Jimbo strikes me as the type of bloke who'd just say 'I'm off with the flu. I think I'll chuck a couple out.' 149813[/snapback] It is the universal cure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprucett_78 0 Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 I have flu too. Me nose is bleeding because I'm constantly blowing it. So I'm off school today. It's heavenly. Just me all alone with some me time. Ironically I'm now lonley as feck. 149547[/snapback] You're as bad as Jimbo... 149550[/snapback] Nah, Jimbo strikes me as the type of bloke who'd just say 'I'm off with the flu. I think I'll chuck a couple out.' 149813[/snapback] It is the universal cure 149870[/snapback] well i guess its an alternative for men asking women to please come n suck the poison !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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