themags 0 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 says i can change to another flight for free, but i take it since i was flying from newcastle to stansted i'm gonna get stung by them for changing that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Its true what they say, minge will draw you further than gun-powder can blow you ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 i've personally never heard that saying, you twat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Me either, it's a good un though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 It was said to me many times when I was an apprentice at work, mainly due to me shagging someone in France. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 shagging foreingers Jimbo, your a disgrace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 shagging foreingers Jimbo, your a disgrace 148909[/snapback] Aahh she was English, just working in France. as for shagging foreigners......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 shagging foreingers Jimbo, your a disgrace 148909[/snapback] Aahh she was English, just working in France. as for shagging foreigners......... 148921[/snapback] shhh heres mrs Jimbo, look nonchalent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 shagging foreingers Jimbo, your a disgrace 148909[/snapback] Aahh she was English, just working in France. as for shagging foreigners......... 148921[/snapback] shhh heres mrs Jimbo, look nonchalent 148949[/snapback] Sit in protest in order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 "operational Reasons" 1. Not enough passengers booked on the flight 2. The Captain was drunk/didn't turn up 3. Leaves on the line 4. Wrong sort of snow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Ack reminds me of the flight out to Germany. "Ve are sorry ladies und gentlemen, but zer is a problem vit the engine on the right. Ve are returning to the airport in order to sort out this fault." Cue me going "OMG WE'RE GONNA BLOW UP" and several shouts of: "SHUT THE FUCK UP". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rikko 20 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 The one that got me was on Precision Air, a Namibian registered airline, when we had an aborted take off. Especailly when this plane blatantly wouldn't be allowed in the air in europe and the sign on the tray table said "Use Bottom Seat Cushion for Flotation". Confidence wasn't very high there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 "operational Reasons" 1. Not enough passengers booked on the flight 2. The Captain was drunk/didn't turn up 3. Leaves on the line 4. Wrong sort of snow 149516[/snapback] i'll go for number 1, since the flight isnt for a couple of weeks. Fair play they let me switch to come back two years later at no extra fee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 no fun being the self loading cargo these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 "Ve are sorry ladies und gentlemen, but zer is a problem vit the engine on the right. Ve are returning to the airport in order to sort out this fault." 149535[/snapback] I had that happen on the way to Lanzarote years ago.. Nordic European Airlines, totally snide, there was fire engines on the runway when we landed back at the airport, I was terrified. It then turned out that the engine was in fact fine, and the problem was with a switch that told the pilot the engine was broken. A 13 hour delay followed whilst a replacement was brought from somewhere else on a motorbike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Came back from Majorca on Tuesday having been there for a week. Flew Easyjet, delayed for an hour on the way, and an hour and a half on the way back. Outbound, we were just about to take off, and the Pilot decided we couldn't because he needed to know weather it was safe to fly without the aircon!? Taxied back to the stands and waited for some bloke to fix it. Inbound, not really thier fault like. Thunderstorms over London were causing chaos. Watched the departure screen as every flight to England was slowly delayed the further North you were going. Heathrow and Gatwick, then Luton, Birmingham, East Midlands, Liverpool and Manc, then us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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