Smooth Operator 10 Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 What a wanker Rio is. He's obviously eyeing a career in entertainment after he hangs up his boots but going by this drivel it will be short-lived. His "wind-ups" didn't even have the desired effects on the likes of Neville, Ashley Cole & Crouch. David James came across a a right knob like but again wasn't wound up in any way. The only slightly amusing part was seeing Beckham jump out of a moving car to get to an Adidas promotion on time. And Crouch explaining to fake Russian mafia men that he was only there to look at property in the shape of a penis made me chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46199 Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 I thought the whole show was quite good tbh, excepting Rio's Ali G-esque drivel. I thought the wind-ups were pretty well-done. Neville's was amusing, Wright-Phillips was good, Beckham and Rooney's were both funny. All in all it was a lot better than I'd expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 How does SWP get on a WC wind-ups show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted June 12, 2006 Author Share Posted June 12, 2006 I thought the whole show was quite good tbh, excepting Rio's Ali G-esque drivel. I thought the wind-ups were pretty well-done. Neville's was amusing, Wright-Phillips was good, Beckham and Rooney's were both funny. All in all it was a lot better than I'd expected. 147673[/snapback] You've been "MERCKED" too it seems, whatever that means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46199 Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 You'd already decided you weren't going to like it before it even started tbh. FACT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted June 12, 2006 Author Share Posted June 12, 2006 How does SWP get on a WC wind-ups show? 147677[/snapback] It was supposed to be Terry getting "MERCKED" but the night before in a jealous boyfriend way he read a text on his lasses phone from Rio about the wind-up. So he got Wright-Phillips to come with him to lunch after training to get "MERCKED" Wish someone would "MERCK" me. Wait a minute, I think wor lass already has! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 I'd already decided I wouldn't like it before choosing not to watch it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted June 12, 2006 Author Share Posted June 12, 2006 You'd already decided you weren't going to like it before it even started tbh. FACT! 147680[/snapback] Not so cos, I was actually looking forward to it as a king of practical jokes I wanted to see how Rio measured up against my own Johnny Jappery. A few of the lads left the room when it came on saying they couldn't watch it, and that was only after Rio's intro to the show. Although I have to admit they all filtered back through to see Beckham's wind-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 I thought the whole show was quite good tbh, excepting Rio's Ali G-esque drivel. I thought the wind-ups were pretty well-done. Neville's was amusing, Wright-Phillips was good, Beckham and Rooney's were both funny. All in all it was a lot better than I'd expected. 147673[/snapback] Yeah, I actually thought Rio did a pretty good job of presenting too, but he remains, as ever, a cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 How does SWP get on a WC wind-ups show? 147677[/snapback] The set up was SWP getting called into Soho Square to see Sven as he'd changed his mind and wanted him in the squad. He walks into the office and Rio jumps out from behind the door shouting 'SURPRISE, YOU'RE STILL NOT GOING!' Well, it should of been anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 How does SWP get on a WC wind-ups show? 147677[/snapback] The set up was SWP getting called into Soho Square to see Sven as he'd changed his mind and wanted him in the squad. He walks into the office and Rio jumps out from behind the door shouting 'SURPRISE, YOU'RE STILL NOT GOING!' Well, it should of been anyway. 148289[/snapback] and Lennon pointing and laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 What is Mercked and where does it come from? Rio wasnt half as wooden as i thought he would be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46199 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Who is this mystery guest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaser 1276 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 only me... didnt realise that you could post without signing in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 only me... didnt realise that you could post without signing in 148432[/snapback] i did that yesterday too Must be just this section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaser 1276 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Admin obviously trying to attract the NO posters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 What is Mercked and where does it come from? Rio wasnt half as wooden as i thought he would be 148420[/snapback] It's a street word. Rio IS Snoop Dogg (in his own tiny mind) I enjoyed the wind-ups. Thought the Crouch one was shite and James looked like a pretentious idiot but the others were a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattM4 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 BUMPETY BOOMP!!! For those who, like me, didn't bother watching it first time round. All fairly average, a part from the Beckham one Wayne Rooney: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWS6-vez2bc Gary Neville: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLpxccG7Pmw Peter Crouch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhpXuHRtH9M Arnold Drummond and John Terry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAxa7FTrr_4 David Beckham: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdfLj1F42lk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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