Craig 6707 Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Ok it's an old one, but worthy of a place on here.... Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag line.... Sainsbury condoms - Making life taste better. Tescos condoms - Every little helps. Nike condoms - Just do it. Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC condoms - Finger licking good. Minstrels condoms - Melt in your mouth, not your hands. Safeway condoms - Lightening the load. Abbey National condoms - Because life is complicated enough. Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. Ever Ready condoms - Keeps going and going. Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop. Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper. Goodyear condoms - For a longer ride go wide. FCUK condoms - No comment required. Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain. Halfords condoms - We go the extra mile. Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you. Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long. Renault condoms - Size really does matter. Ronseal condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin. Ronseal quick-drying condoms - Its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes. Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim (please). Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach. Carlsberg condoms - Probably the best condoms in the world. AA condoms - For the 4th emergency service. Pepperami condoms - Its a bit of an animal. and .... Polo condoms - The condom with the hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Kirkey 0 Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Could be two catchprases for John Smiths' ones ' 'Ave It' or 'No Nonsense' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza 105 Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Abbey National condoms - Because life is complicated enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 0 Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Craig, you post this roughly once every six months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6707 Posted December 8, 2005 Author Share Posted December 8, 2005 Fucking hell, out of which pit did you pick this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 0 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Fucking hell, out of which pit did you pick this thread? 66039[/snapback] I found it funny so I thought I would recover it for the new-comers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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