geordieshandy 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 i find sex is a good substitute mate. or masturbation! good luck though. 26619[/snapback] Not so easy in a social context though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Kirkey 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Too difficult to go completely dry when the football season's getting into full swing imo. So by that logic summer would be better, because there's no football, but drinking and going out in the nice weather's the best part of summer...I dunno they get you coming, and they get you going 26326[/snapback] Considering I don't think I've ever met you whilst you were sober I'd say that any day/month/season would have it's occasions for getting completely hammered. 26908[/snapback] I suppose I could be really offended by that remark, but as it's true I'd better not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7174 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 i find sex is a good substitute mate. or masturbation! good luck though. 26619[/snapback] Not so easy in a social context though 26931[/snapback] depends. obviously masturbating at the bar while your friends enjoy a drink will draw a few sly looks, but become a social butterfly on nights out. talk to owt that moves, tell the lasses you work in the sour skittles factory painting on the sour stuff. a good 60/70percent are stupid enough to believe you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg 6 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 I have tried before like, but everytime it comes to a toon away game I end up getting hammerd!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 22, 2005 Author Share Posted September 22, 2005 3 weeks down. Not going out this weekend, the end is in sight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiley 0 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 dont be too sure about that!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 266 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 dont be too sure about that!!! 37632[/snapback] My god she is ugly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 22, 2005 Author Share Posted September 22, 2005 gender swap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiley 0 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 I have failed drastically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 Not drinking is for puffs, simple as. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 i find sex is a good substitute mate. or masturbation! good luck though. 26619[/snapback] Not so easy in a social context though 26931[/snapback] I'm sure Jimbo manages it somehow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 30, 2005 Author Share Posted September 30, 2005 Well, I've done it. Staying in tonight, 1st of October tomorrow. Piece of piss really, only really fancied a beer once or twice. Going for a night out in York tomorrow, do you think I should take it steady or will I be on my arse after two pints? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Did you lose any weight? Congratulations by the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 30, 2005 Author Share Posted September 30, 2005 I haven't got weighed but I think I've lost a bit round the middle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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