Happy Face 29 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Alex Hammond on Sky Sports News this morning, to SSN's on-the-spot reporter waiting for news on Wayne Rooney: "Is there much media interest in this story?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 "Tom you got a parcel! What's in it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Isnt Alex Hammond the little gadgee of Top Gear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 Isnt Alex Hammond the little gadgee of Top Gear? 146156[/snapback] Richard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Isnt Alex Hammond the little gadgee of Top Gear? 146156[/snapback] Richard 146161[/snapback] Who's this Alex Hammond bloke then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Isnt Alex Hammond the little gadgee of Top Gear? 146156[/snapback] Richard 146161[/snapback] Who's this Alex Hammond bloke then? 146162[/snapback] hasnt he just told you? hes Richard isnt he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 A conversation I had last night with a lass called Courtney: "You're a shit Tom." "This coming from the girl who tried to steal me from my girlfriend?" "Fuck off. Wasn't successful was I?" Jesus wept! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Isnt Alex Hammond the little gadgee of Top Gear? 146156[/snapback] Richard 146161[/snapback] Who's this Alex Hammond bloke then? 146162[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 A conversation I had last night with a lass called Courtney: "You're a shit Tom." "This coming from the girl who tried to steal me from my girlfriend?" "Fuck off. Wasn't successful was I?" Jesus wept! 146166[/snapback] She was right though, a shit is often called a "Tom" isn't it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 (edited) Tom Tit Edited June 7, 2006 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Fucking bassa, dirty git Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11128 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 (edited) maybe she meant that you're rubbish at being Tom you're a shit Tom rather than You're a shit, Tom cos quite frankly, there's a fair few Tom's out there and they're doing a much better job of Tom-ery than you. Edited June 7, 2006 by Geordie Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15921 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 "Tom you got a parcel! What's in it?" 146153[/snapback] She had every reason to be suspicious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 maybe she meant that you're rubbish at being Tom you're a shit Tom rather than You're a shit, Tom cos quite frankly, there's a fair few Tom's out there and they're doing a much better job of Tom-ery than you. 146207[/snapback] Nope, she's a thicko from Bracknell who was trying to get me to cheat on me lass. Ergo I politely told her where she could go and get called a shit a few days later. Was very funny. And ooo you bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 boy "where do you want uz to put that"girl "up ma arse" boy "up where" ? girl "up ma arse" boy "ya fucking slut!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 From this month's Viz letters page: "I saw a woman driving a police car yesterday. Whatever next?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11128 Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 (edited) Silly things women say? "I'd like you to meet my Dad" "maybe if you paid attention you'd know what was wrong" ...well maybe if what was wrong hadn't occurred in your addled hormonal mind I'd stand half a fucking chance you deluded psychopath. how about silly questions Girls ask "You don't talk about me to your mates do you?" Course I bloody do, if I had to try and deal with all your emotional baggage by myself.... two things would happen, 1) I'd go as skitzo as you and 2) My mates would find you more appealing and I'd have to get shot of you. "Why don't we turn the tv off and just talk" Well ok, but Only on the condition that the conversation will be more interesting than ANYTHING on tv, and I've lately grown fond of those '50 top whatever' list programs... so ... you know... be warned "Why don't you respect me?" because you're a whiney anixety ridden screw up, who doesn't respect themselves enough to hold off sleeping with me until after the first time we met? Do your trust issues stem from bad relationships in the past? No it's this condescending cricket in a top hat on my shoulder, he's telling me that after I kill you I should wear your flayed skin like a robe... he says it's because you tell the others about my Joy Time. Edit. and may all your christmases be white. Edited June 8, 2006 by Geordie Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 I'd have to finish with someone if they used phrases like 'trust issues'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Me mam came up with this before the Germany Costa Rica game: "Chopra is playing for Costa Rica!" Jesus wept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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