Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 ....HIV comes from monkeys! Wild chimpanzees to be prescise liveing in southern Cameroon! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5012268.stm So let me build up an HIV evolution timeline here, some sick monkey hunter bones a chimp in the 1930's, thinks nowt of it and puts it about regularly over a period of time. Then 70-80 years later it's the worst disease you could ever wish to catch with little hope of a cure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22424 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 ....HIV comes from monkeys! Wild chimpanzees to be prescise liveing in southern Cameroon! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5012268.stm So let me build up an HIV evolution timeline here, some sick monkey hunter bones a chimp in the 1930's, thinks nowt of it and puts it about regularly over a period of time. Then 70-80 years later it's the worst disease you could ever wish to catch with little hope of a cure! 141608[/snapback] Not exactly breaking news but seems to confirm the theory. I hope that monkey fucker is happy with all the harms he's caused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 How do you know the hunter boned the monkey? Perhaps they were just sharing needles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 How do you know the hunter boned the monkey? Perhaps they were just sharing needles. 141610[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Probably off eating a chimp I reckon. I be surprised if S-O hadn't heard of bush meat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47118 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 You would though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Manc-mag's already admitted it tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22424 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 You would though. 141616[/snapback] FFS. Not with the kid watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22424 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Manc-mag's already admitted it tbh. 141617[/snapback] I thought he was more into pigs and whales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47118 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 You would though. 141616[/snapback] FFS. Not with the kid watching. 141618[/snapback] I'm behind her. He doesn't suspect a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 How do you know the hunter boned the monkey? Perhaps they were just sharing needles. 141610[/snapback] Or the hunter was gang raped by a simian gang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22424 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 (edited) You would though. 141616[/snapback] FFS. Not with the kid watching. 141618[/snapback] I'm behind her. He doesn't suspect a thing. 141621[/snapback] Some clever chap should photoshop that image, and stick your martian mush behind her like this one: Edit: wait a minute, he????? Edit 2: talking shite. Bollocks. Edited May 26, 2006 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Manc-mag's already admitted it tbh. 141617[/snapback] I thought he was more into pigs and whales. 141620[/snapback] The evidence suggests he's not too fussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47118 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Manc-mag's already admitted it tbh. 141617[/snapback] I thought he was more into pigs and whales. 141620[/snapback] The evidence suggests he's not too fussy. 141627[/snapback] As long as the chebs are perfectly symmetrical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 As long as the chebs are perfectly symmetrical. 141630[/snapback] You'd be more able to field questions on whale chebs tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Manc-mag's already admitted it tbh. 141617[/snapback] I thought he was more into pigs and whales. 141620[/snapback] The evidence suggests he's not too fussy. 141627[/snapback] As long as the chebs are perfectly symmetrical. 141630[/snapback] Is that why he lusts after your moobs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Manc-mag's already admitted it tbh. 141617[/snapback] I thought he was more into pigs and whales. 141620[/snapback] The evidence suggests he's not too fussy. 141627[/snapback] As long as the chebs are perfectly symmetrical. 141630[/snapback] My sole criterion tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 My sole criterion tbh. 141633[/snapback] Wouldn't put it past you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22424 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 My sole criterion tbh. 141633[/snapback] Wouldn't put it past you. 141634[/snapback] He'd have a whale of a time. Oh cod this is not the time or plaice for this fishy nonsense, etc, etc..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I'm suprised I haven't been blamed yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I'm suprised I haven't been blamed yet. 141686[/snapback] You mean because of your love of "Spanking the monkey"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I'm suprised I haven't been blamed yet. 141686[/snapback] You mean because of your love of "Spanking the monkey"? 141693[/snapback] That makes more sense, I was thinking about the ins and outs of your hand contracting AIDS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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