wykikitoon 21793 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum. “What’s up?” he asks. “Well, we’re having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it’s important but it’s only England. They’re sh*te and we can’t be bothered.” Ronaldinho looks at them and says, “Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself—you lads go down the pub.” So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars. After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads “Brazil 1 – England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)”. He is beating England all by himself! Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers, “It must be full time now, let’s see how he got on.” They put the teletext on. “Result from the Stadium ‘Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) – England 1 (Lampard 89 minutes).” They can’t believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against England!! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them. “I’ve let you down, I’ve let you down.” “Don’t be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!” “No, no, I have, I’ve let you down…I got sent off after 12 minutes.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Is it fucking old joke week or something!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Brazil..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Is it fucking old joke week or something!? 140214[/snapback] Auld joke week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Brazil..... 140236[/snapback] Draw. Didn't you read it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21793 Posted May 24, 2006 Author Share Posted May 24, 2006 Sorry I aint heard this one before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21793 Posted May 24, 2006 Author Share Posted May 24, 2006 Brazil..... 140236[/snapback] Draw. Didn't you read it? 140250[/snapback] Aye, but I bet we still got beat on pens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Brazil..... 140236[/snapback] Draw. Didn't you read it? 140250[/snapback] No I answered the question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Brazil..... 140236[/snapback] Draw. Didn't you read it? 140250[/snapback] Aye, but I bet we still got beat on pens 140254[/snapback] i read that as penis had to look twice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Obsessed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Obsessed 140268[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Obsessed 140268[/snapback] Deffo! She had to look twice, which gives it away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Obsessed 140268[/snapback] Deffo! She had to look twice, which gives it away. 140281[/snapback] didnt want to think i was missing out on anything!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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