geordie_broon 0 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic'. "Wow!" I said, nearly dropping the handset, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She just giggled down the phone and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!! "Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!".......... So I told her to fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LeazesMag 0 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic'. "Wow!" I said, nearly dropping the handset, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She just giggled down the phone and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!! "Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!".......... So I told her to fuck off. 139965[/snapback] didn't somebody post this a couple of months ago .... Sorry mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11128 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 is it Old Joke week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 You did not respect me and my reasons when I told you I couldn't be with you anymore and you do not respect me now. That, my dear tom, is one thing I will not allow myself to be put through. -Cecily Bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Shearer Is God 0 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 You did not respect me and my reasons when I told you I couldn't be with you anymore and you do not respect me now. That, my dear tom, is one thing I will not allow myself to be put through. -Cecily Bitch. 139971[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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