The Fish 11128 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 (edited) A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The women notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers ..." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!" Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast." Edited May 22, 2006 by Geordie Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7367 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 what happens in an hour like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 296 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 what happens in an hour like? 139498[/snapback] She takes a shower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 what happens in an hour like? 139498[/snapback] She spills her drink in her lap so has to go and change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 what happens in an hour like? 139498[/snapback] She pisses herself laughing at the joke she realises she's become part of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 what happens in an hour like? 139498[/snapback] She's got Crohn's disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 She meets me and cant contain herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2846 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 She meets me and cant contain herself. 139700[/snapback] Pisses herself laughing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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