khay 10 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 To being shat on by a seagul this morning! its lucky i have such quick reflexes so I could cartwheel, double back flip and still just made sure I got out of the way just in time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 To being shat on by a seagul this morning! its lucky i have such quick reflexes so I could cartwheel, double back flip and still just made sure I got out of the way just in time. 10877[/snapback] Just how big was this shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted August 12, 2005 Author Share Posted August 12, 2005 All over the street, must have been big bird or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 All over the street, must have been big bird or something. 10885[/snapback] Oh yeah and snufflelufficous can fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted August 12, 2005 Author Share Posted August 12, 2005 More like this once i get done with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Geordie 1 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 I got shat on once by a bird and I didn't get any good luck at all that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted August 12, 2005 Author Share Posted August 12, 2005 I got shat on once by a bird and I didn't get any good luck at all that day. 11243[/snapback] Each to their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 got shit on the arm of me jacket on me way to newcastle to attempt to find a pub to watch the sunderland away match last time we played them in the prem ended up listening to it on the radio in Vault, lol we won though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 244 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 I got off a train in Mumbai about two years ago with our student group and a total b*tch who was with us got shat on by a crow. Everyone was quite amused. Except her, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Seagulls are Vermin. Have you seen what they eat? About a year ago as i was turning the corner into my street when i heard this screeching/whining noise. A large rat/seagull with wings was carrying a baby starling off in it's beak. I can't imagine what their shits are like if there eating starlings - Dirty Bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 I heard the urban legend that if you feed Seagulls Aspirin they explode.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted August 13, 2005 Author Share Posted August 13, 2005 its baking soda! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Yeh, Mr Fish, I've heard that from many sources too.... and then someone (I forget who) told me it wasn't true!!! Boo!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emperor_k 1 Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Perhaps we sould conduct an experiment to find out for ourselves what does and doesn't make them explode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 its baking soda! 11501[/snapback] Quite correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Has anyone tried it? Does it ACTUALLY work?? Don't make me go out and find a seagull..... ... although I've also been told it works on pigeons too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rikko 20 Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Has anyone tried it? Does it ACTUALLY work?? Don't make me go out and find a seagull..... ... although I've also been told it works on pigeons too. 11845[/snapback] Apparently they don't explode as such just kinda fall over dead... Also apparently giving them hot chilli sauce is more amusing as they think there mouths or on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emperor_k 1 Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 I want to try it. Especilly if it is on a pigeon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 I hate seagulls.. after lunchtime I can hear them all outside my office in the Bigg Market, picking up leftover food and squawking their little arses off.... grrr... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Yeh. but just them falling over dead sounds a bit like needless cruelty. Making them explode is at least entertaining. I think I'm a bit of a sick individual... but you know what I mean, right?? Anyways, it'd make sense if it doesn't work..... this guy who used to make up absolute crap to tell us (I think in his head he believed it was true.. which is the scary part), he went into great detail about the time he exploded seagulls like that over a cricket pitch to get revenge on mean cricketters. So yeh, I wouldn't be surprised if they don't explode. Not surprised at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted August 16, 2005 Author Share Posted August 16, 2005 bastard got me! It was sitting on top of a lamp post just waiting for me. lucky it was only my jacket arm got me just outside of work aswell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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