The Fish 10855 Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 is more adept to wearing womens clothes than I! buys their moomoos from army surplus stores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 is in a quandry over his latest pantyhose purchase, fishnet or gussetless, Hmmm...... (not like he has any balls to fit into them) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10855 Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 doth protest too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 is himself protesting me thinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 attends environmental protests dressed as a genetically modified chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10855 Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 can murder the English language in someone else's thread, thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 is very welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 is gonna bust that ball with her stiletoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 is no doubt into CBT with all their talk about balls and stillettos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 enjoys watersports and is a fan of mr lifto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Does not like to much sports in his water this god dam early in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10855 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Can't spell "damn". It's a shame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Doesn't get watersports and dam jokes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Once offered to take me 'down under'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 know it was more than once and should feel as privileged as Fish being spoken down to by soccermom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10855 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 should note it's unlikely soccermom has ever spoken down to anyone, given she's so often on her knees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Wishes soccermom had a flat head next time she kneels before his sausage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10855 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 realises that the flat-head could be improved by having a cooling compartment and a video display... and has made me realise I basically want a blowjob of a female R2D2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 thinks he has balls of steel and hence needs an android - really should consider her off bladerunner first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 is no doubt into CBT with all their talk about balls and stillettos. is spookily spot on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 realises that the flat-head could be improved by having a cooling compartment and a video display... and has made me realise I basically want a blowjob of a female R2D2. is himself confused by the english language and the use of "of" and "off". Shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10855 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 spotted my deliberate mistake and wins herself an angry fingering by a lonely panda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 spotted my deliberate mistake and wins herself an angry fingering by a lonely panda. Shot his load when they brought out those 'Hetty' vacuum cleaners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 has probably already arranged the pay per view for the event. (oh and don't try to pass off your failing as deliberate, you're an illiterate dick, just admit it for once) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10855 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 (edited) submitted a request to use the Large Hadron Superconducting Supercollider and a method of stimulating his nanoscopic penis. (is also on their rag, baffling scientists the world over) Edited September 2, 2009 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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