manc-mag 1 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Looks both ways before wiping his arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 needs to tell me of any good films that I can watch today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 (edited) is going to fill a hole today. Edited September 9, 2005 by khay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 has issues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 is going to have his hole filled today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 needs to meet me outside the school gates and be prepared for a dust up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Should know that it wont be me that he gets filled by. so can put off any dreams of rolling in the dust with me and half three behind the bus shed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 is just being gay and not in the 1950's bright and colorful way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Seems to be free this afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 should pay for my company like oh so many American Senators Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitty-sniper 0 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 is hired by said senetors to say "oooo suits me sir", while being arseraped by them all (one at a time), and then finishing by dancing a little known portugease dance called the Ortega, in a little pink dress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 knows me oh so well....Mr Senator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Is a republican lackey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Is a ledge tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Has an excellent avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 cried just like jesus wept tbh imo sic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Has an irrational hate for broccoli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 (edited) Has recognised my avatar and subsequently caused me to change it. Edited September 9, 2005 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Even better avatar tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 can't abide the clues that point to the reality that I'm far the better poster than he... for while Sima might post frequently and follow guidelines and strictures that place him within the boundaries of contemporary contributors to this board, he lacks the originality and focus of frak that would truly raise him above the drivel that I have to endure day to day.... if he were to succesfully defeat me in Dr Seuss I may cede ground... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 (edited) Has a complex about his posting standards. Edited September 9, 2005 by Sima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 can't touch this na na na nana na-na na-na can't touch this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Police Officer: Hey. That's Against the law. You're coming with me. Peter: (singing to the tune of U Can't Touch this) Ah ah ah ah. Can't Touch Me/ Can't Touch me/ Ja ja ja ja just like the bad guy/ from Lethal Weapon 2/ I've got diplomatic Immunity/ so Hammer, you can't sue/ I can write graffiti even jay-walk in the streets/ I can Riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat/ Can't touch me/ Can't touch me/ Adam West: What in God's name is he doing? Peter: Can't touch me. Cleveland: I believe that's the worm. Peter: (still singing) Can't touch me/ STOP, Peter time/ I'm a big shot, there's no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ Don't like it, kiss my rump/ Just for a minute, let's all do the bump/ Can't touch me/ Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump/ Can't touch me/ I'm Presidential Peter/ Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot/ I've been around the world/ from Hartford to Back Bay/ It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way/ Can't touch me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 though he made proper and justified reference to Family Guy, he did so outside of the rules and as such forgoes any benefits from this turn, he should relinquish control of the giffle and pass the Sham to the player on his left.... of course this puts me in Jiffy and I guess I'll have the batting average set to 0 because of the pos that preceded Sima's... Ok... I got this one... I Force the issue and make it so that the poster above must start the Mornington Crescent Thread by my dropping Jiffy, pushing Don Juan to catholicism (small 'c') and tipping my cap to..... oh, lets say... Mo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Pushes the rules far too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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