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should know I have no idea who Guy Fawkes is but has often wondered why you have his name tattooed in a love heart on your left buttocks.

(I saw it in the pics section of geordiefishface.co.uk before anyone asks and I'm still trying to get the soap out of my eyes!)

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should be pleased to learn that I have Guy Fawkes tattooed on my body because I don't like royalty. Also, when I was a 7yr old kid working on a Guy Fawkes project, I asked how to spell co-conspirators, but was told to write friends instead... he symbolises my struggle against "the Man"

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should realise I pursue them so that I can herd them into a large pen and drop a mother-in-law joke at one end, then record how long it takes to travel to the other side.

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is wrong, cos one time I found a twenty pound note in m y jeans pocket just before I put them into the wash. With that £20 I went out and "Knew" a girl that I was hankering after!

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if proven right, will become my sage and will be bugged at all times of the day for information and advice so as to make my life one of helth wealth and happiness

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makes Gay jokes.

 

and contributes in no other way to society.

 

 

 

 

 

thereby perpetuating the stereotypical antipodean characteristic

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Obvioulsy knows the act of buggery isn't just a homosexual act but often one practiced by hetrosexuals and in certain states of the US between different species but just wants us to know he isn't gay and is a big pink homophobe.

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should tell Sammy that he seems to be forgetting that the consensual act of buggery between two men is homosexual.

 

he should also realise my mirth at being accused of homosexuality on one day and homophobia on the next.

 

he's a silly silly little ozzie hippy

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is humbly* apologised to for being called made up words. using supposedly made up words is just WRONG. it was extremely lebstronomous of me to do so.....

 

 

 

 

 

*sarcastically

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couldn't be less of a fucktard

 

anyone needing a definition of fucktard would do well to use Sammynb as an example.

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