sammynb 3508 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Will promptly have his fire extinguished by mags if he's not careful and has me wondering why any female would want to be named samuel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 should note I inferred than the shortened moniker of his name was derived from Samantha and not samuel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 is being handed his golden opportunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Has been absent from here for far too long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 has missed my boots more than he has missed me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 isn't speaking the truth.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 is making me feel all warm and fuzzy like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 is a welcome return to this forum, the standard has been dropping as alex posts more and more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 knows I will do all I can to raise pure gutter filth to an acceptable art form Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 should regale us with stories of her travels and the reasons for her recent return Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 would be bored with a tale of true love found, lost and then regained Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 better to have loved and lost, than to be stuck with the same psycho bitch for 25 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 speaks from experience, which also includes the psyco bitch buggering him stupid with his own diamond encrusted strao-on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 should listen to the Shins.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 should know i'm more of a necks fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 is as funny as a dead Thompsons Gazelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 Obviously is too unaware to know who the necks are! http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B...9075372-1339964 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 all ways got put in goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 knows that one's true goals are always lead to disappointment and heart break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 takes bad caddy advice and swaps his 9 iron for a putter on every drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 drives around in his old putter in the hope that he can avoid speeding fines and that scary emotion called excitement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 thought that Voldemort was the half blood prince Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 is in love with mort from volde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 cannot love without an audience of bespeckled geriatrics, knitting merrily away in the corner of the room, occassionally encouraging him with utterances of "That's nice dear, I remember when my Derek did that ... I honestly thought his tongue would come out with my dentures attached." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Has discovered my alternative career as a porn star for the geriatric demographic market! But how? Why would a healthy, young fish choose to watch crusty old person porn unless! Is a sick bastid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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