The Fish 10965 Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 brings joy to millions, simply by avoiding their company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 wonders... if they can put a man on the moon, why the hell can’t they build me a lover who wants to make wet patches on their laminate flooring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 needs to get laid.... and how Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Is willing to help toplass out for the right price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 isn't willing to help toplass... as he's already in a fulfilling lifelong commited relationship with a common Hedge Sparrow that he has called Terri... that's Terry with an "i", so as to indicate feminity.... apparently... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Obviously doesn't like birds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 should know that there could never be a "right price" in respect of an offer which has all the appeal of a paper cut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 In that case probably finds a band-aid very appealing at this moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 suspects more intensive medical attention is in order than just a mere band-aid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 (edited) has amazed me with her sudden re-appearance. oh yeah and happy birthday for last week. where you been? Edited November 8, 2005 by sammynb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 is more than amazed, is in fact dumbfounded. Cheers- spent it in a sushi bar drunk off my everliving arse. Been having my own little personal crisis/meltdown. All sorted now and the evidence disposed of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Has a small, tight, shapely arse and therefore didn't really drink that much. Hope you hid the body well. Glad to see you back, the change in daylight saving has cut down my banter/abuse time with my fellow toon supporters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 knows there's not much I like better than a properly (syn. 'improper') booty rub. Fresh meat in the freezer for Dr. Lecter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 has just reminded me why she is such a popular poster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 meant poster or perhaps posterior? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 knows exactly what and where I mean! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 knows the why's. who's and whatfor's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 (edited) Has just redefined www. Edited November 8, 2005 by sammynb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 is a sage, wiseman and a semi certifiable sociopath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 really shouldn't tell everyone that as it can't be true, except for the sociopath bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 is a liar and should let me be the famous poster below Mags so I can also say hi, welcome back, happy birthday and get along with the Jones cos one day they'll sell you their lawn mower for an exceedingly good price... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Is an angry little fish and just jealous I saw mags first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 enjoys baiting fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Hasn't renewed her fishing licence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 has raised my fire with his intermible insistance to prove an obstacle twixt my conversing with Mags properly. is also sporting a girls name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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