sammynb 3508 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 was watching while toting on his czech cigar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 excepts all major credit cards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 means 'accepts'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 is sober, wana glass o wine ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 is a TopLass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Has had her offer of wine accepted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 is taking wine from the double posting toplass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 didn't look ways before he crossdressed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 lent me their frilly french nickers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 twists the light fandango, does cartwheels across the floor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 On a number of occassions has tried pole dancing in his lounge room to procol harum, only to slip and dislocate their lower neather regions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 shouldn't "mess witht he best, cos the best don't mess with the rest"... so said Dangermouse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shakermaker 0 Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 employs a thai woman to pick the fluff out from his toes,and then ejaculates the second she leaves the room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 pays by the month to watch said experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shakermaker 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 SLURPS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 cannot indicate pleasure without mentioning the war and his part in it, despite having no limbs and an allergy to boot polish... his stubborn refusal to accept he is in fact a spent matchstick once used by the BFG to light a preposterously sized Cigar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 is sitting here waiting to reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 was wrong-diddly-wrong wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 (edited) love's homer in that way only an evangelical chrisitian can Edited October 24, 2005 by sammynb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 draions the pressure from the swelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15718 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 thinks, therefore is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 is, therefore drinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 drinks to forget but forgets why he drinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 was expecting something remotely entertaining at the bottom of his sockdrawer, but was disappointed with the socks that he found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 should know this is incorrect as they are all black & white Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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