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Once a long time ago when first moved into the world as a sexual being was so over joyed to have lost his virginity that he spritely made his way to his father's local and upon arriving declared to his papa that he was no longer a virgin.

Shocked but well pleased young khay had became a man, papa invited him for a drink. "Sit down my son and drink with me now you are a man" said papa. To which a proud as punch khay replied, "I'd love to my father but my bum is to sore!"

 

(Besides getting over this very average day, as director of men's football for my club I have to go watch various teams who made their grand final plus the kids I coach are having a training run as they have a week off until their grand final. Also in there I might go out for dinner tonight and tomorrow night, get drunk and try and get over the flu which is falling upon me. That answer your question?)

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sould think himself lucky because every day at 3.30 on the way to work I have a tectonic plate stuck in my head and as you can guess this causes severe distress to the civilisations of teeny tiny people that have chosen the inside of my head as a planet to live upon.

 

It's worrying because I think they're pretty close to splitting the atom.. the headaches I'm going to have......

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Shoule please all the little people by making them all ribbons to put in their hair with bells onso as the run along they jingle like the bells at christmas time.

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is a little foolish and should read on to find out why

 

Yeah, that's what I want a billion bells jingling away inside my head.

 

it's bad enough that at the moment they're surprisingly all into "Christian Rock"

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should know I leave on Sunday.. and will of course miss the match and for that I blame Farrel Williams and his damned hippity hop music

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is working on his Novel

 

it's a Sci Fi Bodice ripping, tense Crime thriller comedy romance.

 

I'm not sure the title "I touched the Lindburg Baby" will help sales though

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