Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 (edited) Edited May 25, 2006 by J69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 (edited) Latest news Leas lovely insight into her likes and dislikes ''she likes sucking uncircumcised cocks that smell of piss. She likes chewing on the foreskin. She likes sticking electrical household appliances up her, and can also fit in a whole orange'' Bet her son is so proud she shared that on national TV edit - also (this is my favourite) she likes sucking her own ''arse jelly'' off somebody's penis! her words, not mine Bet they dont show that in the 9pm highlights!!! Edited May 26, 2006 by J69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 (edited) http://forum.digitalspy.co.uk/board/forumd...daysprune=&f=45 the above forum is class. its full of people who watch the show 24/7 and never miss a trick latest news is on friday the 2 new housemates will be 2 of last years housemates. anthony and makosi Edited May 26, 2006 by J69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I know ive posted about 10 in a row but im having too much fun. just nearly wet myself. Nikki - whats the weirdest thing you used on yourself in a film? leah - not telling you exactly, but its a kitchen appliance nikki - like what leah - well we dont have one in the BB house Nikki - A microwave!? That mental image is just too much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I know ive posted about 10 in a row but im having too much fun. just nearly wet myself. Nikki - whats the weirdest thing you used on yourself in a film? leah - not telling you exactly, but its a kitchen appliance nikki - like what leah - well we dont have one in the BB house Nikki - A microwave!? That mental image is just too much! 141353[/snapback] Lemon Barley water... everywhere. bstd {mental image} Leah sitting at home with a strange satisfied smile on her face} -DING- {Leah shuddering, a la Green Wing) and reaching for a fag) {/mental image} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I know, im still giggling. apparently the correct answer was of course...... .....a whisk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 whisk? sweet mary and her virginal ways... that is upsettign Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Listen to the pair of you! And they say girls are gossipy and bitchy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 alcohol doesn't suddenly turn you into a chav. 141157[/snapback] I have a mate who's quiet and sound, was a nervous fucker at school. Get a few drinks down him and he can be a nightmare, the amount of potential fights I've had to calm down and save him from must be in the hundreds. As for Big Brother, I really like Lisa. She's hard as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46023 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 What's the story with the old granny who's had all the plastic surgery? Is she as old as she looks or has she just been unlucky with the surgery? Is she the one that J69 is saying likes kitchen appliances? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 What's the story with the old granny who's had all the plastic surgery? Is she as old as she looks or has she just been unlucky with the surgery? Is she the one that J69 is saying likes kitchen appliances? 141382[/snapback] She's 35 ( ), spent £35,000 on plastic surgery, claims to have the biggest chebs in Britain, and went from being a size 22 housewife to being a pornstar. Bit like me mam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46023 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 What's the story with the old granny who's had all the plastic surgery? Is she as old as she looks or has she just been unlucky with the surgery? Is she the one that J69 is saying likes kitchen appliances? 141382[/snapback] She's 35 ( ), spent £35,000 on plastic surgery, claims to have the biggest chebs in Britain, and went from being a size 22 housewife to being a pornstar. Bit like me mam. 141387[/snapback] That's a porn star?! I'm talking about Lea, not your mam. I can't believe she's only 35 mind. Jesus wept! Anyway, Lesleh's granneh from the last series has the biggest chebs in Britain. Or was that just Huddersfield? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 What's the story with the old granny who's had all the plastic surgery? Is she as old as she looks or has she just been unlucky with the surgery? Is she the one that J69 is saying likes kitchen appliances? 141382[/snapback] She's 35 ( ), spent £35,000 on plastic surgery, claims to have the biggest chebs in Britain, and went from being a size 22 housewife to being a pornstar. Bit like me mam. 141387[/snapback] That's a porn star?! I'm talking about Lea, not your mam. I can't believe she's only 35 mind. Jesus wept! Anyway, Lesleh's granneh from the last series has the biggest chebs in Britain. Or was that just Huddersfield? 141388[/snapback] 'Uddersfield tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 She's 35?! Fuck off!!! She's only 4 years older than me?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46023 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 She's 35?! Fuck off!!! She's only 4 years older than me?! 141395[/snapback] You've opened yourself up to abuse here, Catherine. Just so you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 She's 35?! Fuck off!!! She's only 4 years older than me?! 141395[/snapback] You've had a lard life tho Cath, tbf. We make all the allowances we can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 She's 35?! Fuck off!!! She's only 4 years older than me?! 141395[/snapback] You've opened yourself up to abuse here, Catherine. Just so you know. 141398[/snapback] I'm used to it tbh With regards to this Lea thing. She has an 11-year old son who I'm sure is going to have real fun at school today after some of the stuff she's come out with. I was almost getting to like her after she stood up for some of the younger ones against Shahbaz, but she's just another truly vile troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 She's 35?! Fuck off!!! She's only 4 years older than me?! 141395[/snapback] You've had a lard life tho Cath, tbf. We make all the allowances we can. 141400[/snapback] A lard life, Sammy? And just what are you implying?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46023 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 (edited) Did her kid know she was a porn star before today like? Anyone in his class who doesn't turn up at school with a whisk today is a nerd tbh. Edited May 26, 2006 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 She's 35?! Fuck off!!! She's only 4 years older than me?! 141395[/snapback] You've had a lard life tho Cath, tbf. We make all the allowances we can. 141400[/snapback] A lard life, Sammy? And just what are you implying?! 141403[/snapback] maybe he's getting mixed up with the Lea "lubrication " thing... I would imagine you will need a hell of a lot of lard for the microwave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 PL's crackers when he gets a drink down him tbh 141176[/snapback] define "crackers"... 141191[/snapback] Just kidding man, he does talk a lot though, but like Ritchie (Scottish Mag) that's nowt to do with drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 She's 35?! Fuck off!!! She's only 4 years older than me?! 141395[/snapback] You've had a lard life tho Cath, tbf. We make all the allowances we can. 141400[/snapback] A lard life, Sammy? And just what are you implying?! 141403[/snapback] maybe he's getting mixed up with the Lea "lubrication " thing... I would imagine you will need a hell of a lot of lard for the microwave 141407[/snapback] Please don't put ideas in Sammy's head for his imagination to run wild with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Did her kid know she was a porn star before today like? Anyone in his class who doesn't turn up at school with a whisk today is a nerd tbh. 141405[/snapback] Cheers for that mam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 She's had it hard alright ! Not safe for work by the way http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/9912/31...shoot0013dd.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Really, REALLY not safe for work!!! I think I'm mentally scarred......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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