Thompson 0 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 I see that Dawn has been kicked out now.. It's not going to be a very long show this year if everyone fucks off in the 1st week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 I see that Dawn has been kicked out now.. It's not going to be a very long show this year if everyone fucks off in the 1st week! 140974[/snapback] why she been kicked out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42647 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 For breaking the rule regarding communicating with the outside world. Assume she smuggled a mobile in or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 For breaking the rule regarding communicating with the outside world. Assume she smuggled a mobile in or something. 140976[/snapback] Thought she had nee mates? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 aye it was bad of em to hide his clothes, but I suppose if you push people, and keep on pushing they will do something stupid back. They'll be putting two new house mates in soon then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6822 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 apparently she devised a plan that if she was getting bad press by the outside world her family would contact the show and tell them her sister was ill. But she was sussed, probably hasnt even got a sister! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6822 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 ''In bed with Nikki this evening, George began to tell her a story about a childhood accident. The story was so interesting that it had Nikki snoring in minutes. He then snuggled in with Pete and Lisa as Pete joked: "Tell us a story, I need to get to sleep". I quite like pete, hes pretty sharp for a mong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 hes pretty sharp for a mong 140984[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Me Mam reckons that boiler who's had too much plastic surgery is only 35. Got her passsport off the same bloke as Nobby tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6822 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 hes pretty sharp for a mong 140984[/snapback] 140985[/snapback] wank, miaow, whit whoo, cough tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 hes pretty sharp for a mong 140984[/snapback] 140985[/snapback] wank, miaow, whit whoo, cough tbh 140991[/snapback] The caring, compassionate face of the NHS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 (edited) keep forgetting that J69 is a Male Nurse... or to give it's proper name a MALE NURSE?!?! Editthankyou the writing team of "9 out of 10 cats" Edited May 25, 2006 by Geordie Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Me Mam reckons that boiler who's had too much plastic surgery is only 35. Got her passsport off the same bloke as Nobby tbh. 140988[/snapback] They showed a 'before' picture of her in the papers, must be the only woman on the planet to have plastic surgery that makes her look 10 years older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6822 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Highest percentile of fit young females of any job in the public sector. FACT Vast majority of male competition for said fit young females are batting for the other team. FACT If carling made jobs, nursing would probably be the best job in the world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Highest percentile of fit young females of any job in the public sector. FACT Vast majority of male competition for said fit young females are batting for the other team. FACT If carling made jobs, nursing would probably be the best job in the world! 141016[/snapback] Except for having to wipe 90 year old arses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Highest percentile of fit young females of any job in the public sector. FACT Vast majority of male competition for said fit young females are batting for the other team. FACT If carling made jobs, nursing would probably be the best job in the world! 141016[/snapback] Is that why you reckoned you were leaving to become a teacher? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42647 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Highest percentile of fit young females of any job in the public sector. FACT Vast majority of male competition for said fit young females are batting for the other team. FACT If carling made jobs, nursing would probably be the best job in the world! 141016[/snapback] Except for having to wipe 90 year old arses? 141020[/snapback] Aye, bar work might have been a slightly less bloody/shitty bet if all you wanted was to pull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6822 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Highest percentile of fit young females of any job in the public sector. FACT Vast majority of male competition for said fit young females are batting for the other team. FACT If carling made jobs, nursing would probably be the best job in the world! 141016[/snapback] Except for having to wipe 90 year old arses? 141020[/snapback] Not in A and E my friend, thats for the lovely ward nurses to take care of. I accepted a place on a teaching course at Durham, 9-4pm, 3months holidays etc. But i did a weeks work experience in my old school and I was bored shitless. All year 8,9 and 10 classes had severe B-O problems, the craic from the kids was woeful, and a surreal moment when i was sat next to little ant off the ant and dec show telling me all about his new quad bike convinced me im better off where I am! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 The grass isn't always greener I suppose. I couldn't do either job in all honesty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted May 25, 2006 Author Share Posted May 25, 2006 If carling made jobs, nursing would probably be the best job in the world! 141016[/snapback] Or even Carlsberg. [/pedant] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 If carling made jobs, nursing would probably be the best job in the world! 141016[/snapback] Or even Carlsberg. [/pedant] 141039[/snapback] If either one made them, they'd probably taste of piss tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6822 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 A true straight edge soldier renounces all lagers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted May 25, 2006 Author Share Posted May 25, 2006 A true straight edge soldier renounces all lagers! 141060[/snapback] Even Kaliber? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Highest percentile of fit young females of any job in the public sector. FACT Vast majority of male competition for said fit young females are batting for the other team. FACT If carling made jobs, nursing would probably be the best job in the world! 141016[/snapback] Hit a Nerve. Fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 A true straight edge soldier renounces all lagers! 141060[/snapback] just sprayed me cuppa all over my chest! :lol don't care if it was tongue in cheek or not, just very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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