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aye, my uncles in the sapphire unit (CID rape squad) in the met. Specialises in underage rape, cant be the easiest of jobs to do everyday especially when hes got 4 kids of his own at home.

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My hat goes off to the bloke, I doubt I could do that.

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can you at least tell us if the defendant in a chav?

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All will be revealed towards the end of next week.... :razz:

 

What I can tell you is that the defence barrister is a complete buffoon and keeps fucking up good and proper - provides the jury with vast amusement, I can tell you :lol:

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my dad used to be a copper in scotland, he was on their diving team.

 

can't think of a worse job in the police tbh, you never have a good day, you never catch the bad guy, you just trawl the lakes and rivers for dead people... Couldn't imagine it.

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my dad used to be a copper in scotland, he was on their diving team.

 

can't think of a worse job in the police tbh, you never have a good day, you never catch the bad guy, you just trawl the lakes and rivers for dead people... Couldn't imagine it.

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That's what annoys me when people are very quick to critcise the police. Whilst I am fully aware that no one person or system is infallible, I don't think a lot of people realise what some police officers experience in their day-to-day work. My uncle is pretty high up in Northumbria Police and some of the things he's had to deal with have been horrific.

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Mrs hips had to do it many moons ago. I remember her telling me she then had to stand at the bus stop outside the courtroom with all sorts of n'er-do-well's who were either 'participating' in cases or were friends of those 'participating' - something she found extremely intimidating.

 

I don't think I'll ever have to do jury service as I'm in 'reserved occupation', I think the term is. I'm glad.

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my dad used to be a copper in scotland, he was on their diving team.

 

can't think of a worse job in the police tbh, you never have a good day, you never catch the bad guy, you just trawl the lakes and rivers for dead people... Couldn't imagine it.

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That's what annoys me when people are very quick to critcise the police. Whilst I am fully aware that no one person or system is infallible, I don't think a lot of people realise what some police officers experience in their day-to-day work. My uncle is pretty high up in Northumbria Police and some of the things he's had to deal with have been horrific.

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I think like most things it depends on circumstances - I have 3 or 4 good mates who are coppers and I wouldn't do their job but know they work hard and handle shite (though we disagree on what I see as a token war against drug dealers) but that doesn't mean that we have to take some of the pricks who police football (not as bad as it used to be) who see themselves as lords and masters of "scum" fans and not the public servants they are.

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First day back at work after holiday, and I would kill to be on jury duty.  Surely this is what manic depression feels like. :lol:

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Nah. Manic depression means that you're in a good mood some of the time ;)

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First day back at work after holiday, and I would kill to be on jury duty.  Surely this is what manic depression feels like. :lol:

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Nah. Manic depression means that you're in a good mood some of the time ;)

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This must just be depression then. Waaaaaaah! :lol:

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First day back at work after holiday, and I would kill to be on jury duty.

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I'm not sure you've quite grasped how the legal system works there...

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First day back at work after holiday, and I would kill to be on jury duty.

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I'm not sure you've quite grasped how the legal system works there...

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;)

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My sister has done this, although she got out of it as she found out it was her boss ;) or should I say ex-boss :lol:

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She should have kept her mouth shut and got him a not guilty verdict in exchange for double the pay and holiday allowance. :lol:

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Should be goiing to deliberate first thing tomorrow - from what's been said between us so far, I wouldn't be surprised if we return a verdict before the day's out!...

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Am I the only one who finds it a bit dodgy that you're telling us this? ;)

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All they instruct us to do is not discuss the specific details of the case to avoid the possiblity that my judgement can be affected by someone external to the trial. Therefore, there's nowt dodgy in what I've said! :lol:

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Am I the only one who finds it a bit dodgy that you're telling us this? :lol:

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All they instruct us to do is not discuss the specific details of the case to avoid the possiblity that my judgement can be affected by someone external to the trial. Therefore, there's nowt dodgy in what I've said! :lol:

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I know there's nothing particularly wrong with it, just feels wrong ;)

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Well it's all over as of 4.30pm this afternoon.

 

Basically what happened was that two blokes (who apparently are cousins) got into a fight in a pub toilet which spilled out into the pub. One bloke was getting the better of the fight and at the end of it, left the other in a bad state on the floor while he fled from the pub when he heard the old bill had been called.

 

Oh and I nearly forgot - he bit the top of the blokes ring finger off and somehow managed to bite through the bone. He claimed that this was in self defence as the other bloke was biting him. There were suspicions that this bloke grabbed and ashtray and moved towards this bloke but that it was snatched from him - this was not conclusive though.

 

Count 1 was "Causing GBH with intent" however if we found him not guilty, we had to try him on a lesser charge of "Inflicting GBH". Sadly, we didn't have enough conclusive evidence to do him with intent (even though I'm suspicious that it was) but we did do him on the lesser charge.

 

Seems the bloke had only been out of the nick a little while having been done for armed robbery 3 years ago - needless to say, he's going straight back in.

 

Sentencing isn't going to happen for about a month as there has to be a home office report or something...

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