Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 I bet that Mackem slut takes him for an arm and a leg. She's knew all along what she was doing, 5 years shagging one of the most famous old scrotes in the world for 200 million is a small price to pay i reckon. She's had a ticket to ride alright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 she is detatchable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 She offered to sign a pre nump. agreement though and he said no. Ugly bastard he is though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 She offered to sign a pre nump. agreement though and he said no. Ugly bastard he is though. 137692[/snapback] The most crafty ones do. Refuse and he'll think something's up. As long as you knock out a sprog, you're laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Sir Paul McCartney angrily denied tonight that his estranged wife was a gold-digger only hours after announcing a separation that could leave her one of Britain's richest women. Sir Paul and Lady McCartney - the former model Heather Mills - confirmed their split after four years of marriage in a statement that blamed "constant intrusion" into their private lives for ruining their relationship. The split paves the way for what could be Britain's biggest divorce settlement. The former Beatle famously refused to sign a pre-nuptial agreement before the couple's wedding in 2002 but legal experts said the separation could easily end up costing him £200 million, or a quarter of his fortune. In a message posted on his website this afternoon, Sir Paul rejected suggestions that Lady McCartney had married him "for the money" and pointed out that she had spent her life campaigning for charity without earning a penny. "I’m really disappointed that during a very difficult and emotional time for both Heather and myself there are certain people in the media who are writing things about Heather that are just plain untrue," he said. "It’s been suggested that she married me for the money and there is not an ounce of truth in this. She is a very generous person who spends most of her time trying to help others in greater need than herself. "All the work she does is unpaid so these stories are ridiculous and completely unfounded." Let's see if she donates it all to those charities close to her heart then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6707 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Ironic, the words of one the Beatles songs, isn't it?? "will you still love me, when I'm 64?" evidently not Paul! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 540 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Aye, he'll be stumping up some cash now they are finished. £200 million? Not bad for a few years work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7369 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 aye, she couldnt fill linda mcartneys shoes apparently! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zico martin 95 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 lol fair play some quality posts there I actually laughed loudest at J69s, what is the world coming to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie 0 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 As my mam once said, in all seriousness: "she fell on her feet when she lost her leg." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11128 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 can't be arsed to think of a pun involving a Beatles track... erm... you think he needs Help?... nah that's shit.. carry on, nothing to see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11128 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 P.S. I can't shake the image of an oompa loompa delivering the following line, then winking and nudging my kneecap with his elbow.. She's had a ticket to ride alright 137666[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 £200m has to be the most expensive fee for a prostitute ever....ooooohhh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordieboyo 0 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 She needs the cash to support Charlie. Can't stand the woman, she shouldn't get a penny. But then I cant stand Macca either, so maybe he deserves it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Paul McCartney bought his wife a new artificial leg this Christmas but it wasn't her main present, it was just a stocking filler. Courtesy of Sickepedia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattM4 0 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Can't stand the woman 137798[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I think the whole separation was Paul's idea, considering Heather didn't have a leg to stand on. *groan* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I never thought their marriage had the legs to go the distance tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 It's down to her drink problem I think. Macca was overheard complaining of coming home and finding her legless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 LOL OMG!! WTF HAHA SHE'S ONLY GOT ONE LEG!!!1!!LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 My mum once had a patient called Eileen Dover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Paul Mcartney love poem We sat upon the river bank My hands were all a quiver I loosened her suspender belt And her leg fell in the river. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Paul Mcartney love poem We sat upon the river bank My hands were all a quiver I loosened her suspender belt And her leg fell in the river. 138637[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6707 Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 "When I get older, losing my wife A couple of weeks from now She won't be sending me a valentine Just legal papers for me to sign I could be happy puffing a spliff When you're finally gone You can tell the papers all about 'your side' Four short years as my blushing bride Doing the talk shows dishing the dirt You'll still be a bore You will still need me You will still bleed me When I'm sixty-four Send me a postcard Drop me a line When you're gone from view Indicate precisely what your talents are That contrive to make you a star You were too jealous I was too kind But I'm blind no more My fans will still need me My fans will still greet me When I'm sixty-four." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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