sophie 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Author Share Posted May 17, 2006 He does play sport perhaps say i want to shag him on the ptich and the run away with his clothes ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Coat the inside of a cup with Nitrogen triiodide, when it dries, don't move the cup! When he attempts to do anyhting with the cup, even breathe on it, it will probably explode! Don't use too much or the mug will shatter very violently! Use his favourite mug. Mwoooohahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boyo 24 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Sorry like but you made the mistake in taking him back in the first place when you knew what he was like. You know what the saying is when it comes to lads like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Or phone up the australian talking clock then leave the phone of the hook until he gets back. 137206[/snapback] And the number is: +61 1194 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Get mortal, jump on a plane to Newcastle, arrange to meet all male, straight Toontastic members, enjoy a gang bang with them all - broadcast live from the Tyne Bridge. Return home and provide said fuckwit with a copy of your exploits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Get mortal, jump on a plane to Newcastle, arrange to meet all male, straight Toontastic members, enjoy a gang bang with them all - broadcast live from the Tyne Bridge. Return home and provide said fuckwit with a copy of your exploits. 137265[/snapback] She could just go down the Bigg Market and do that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Get mortal, jump on a plane to Newcastle, arrange to meet all male, straight Toontastic members, enjoy a gang bang with them all - broadcast live from the Tyne Bridge. Return home and provide said fuckwit with a copy of your exploits. 137265[/snapback] She could just go down the Bigg Market and do that 137276[/snapback] Yes but i wouldn't be anywhere near the Bigg market, therefore missing out on a gang bang which just isn't cricket! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Yes but i wouldn't be anywhere near the Bigg market, therefore missing out on a gang bang which just isn't cricket! 137278[/snapback] I never did understand that game. Get mortal, jump on a plane to Newcastle, arrange to meet all male, straight Toontastic members, enjoy a gang bang with them all - broadcast live from the Tyne Bridge. Return home and provide said fuckwit with a copy of your exploits. 137265[/snapback] So basically you want to get naked with all male, straight Toontastic members? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Voice of reason here... lol. Get over it. Live well, get a good job, a man worthy of the distinction of being called a man, and stop spending so much time trying to get even with the cheater bloke. He's not worth it, and you're just giving him some modicum of control over you at this point whether he knows it or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Why the need for vengeance?? Okay, so he had a shag behind your back - it's not as if you're married ffs! If you don't like it, move on. There's no need to 'get him back' imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Can't believe anyone's taking this thread seriously. This is the same poster who was asking for advice on cheating on presumably the same bloke last week. She's just taking the piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Can't believe anyone's taking this thread seriously. This is the same poster who was asking for advice on cheating on presumably the same bloke last week. She's just taking the piss. 137335[/snapback] tbh, Dot, I do wonder if 'Sophie' actually exists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Can't believe anyone's taking this thread seriously. This is the same poster who was asking for advice on cheating on presumably the same bloke last week. She's just taking the piss. 137335[/snapback] tbh, Dot, I do wonder if 'Sophie' actually exists. 137369[/snapback] I assumed she was S-O. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 borrow a mates baby, turn up at his house with tears in your eyes and say "I can't cope anymore, then push the baby into your ex's hands and peg it!" get a male mate of yours to masturbate into a container, then just before you see him next, pop the goop in your mouth. Give him a nice big sloppy kiss. Write Paedophile in red spray paint over the front door of his house, works even better if you scream "He was only 6 you sick bastard" while you do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a Bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Can't believe anyone's taking this thread seriously. This is the same poster who was asking for advice on cheating on presumably the same bloke last week. She's just taking the piss. 137335[/snapback] tbh, Dot, I do wonder if 'Sophie' actually exists. 137369[/snapback] I assumed she was S-O. 137373[/snapback] She's not, but I've got the feeling it's someone who knows him, eh Wacky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 She's not, but I've got the feeling it's someone who knows him, eh Wacky 137641[/snapback] If so, I feel a Wack attack coming on! I'll get me coat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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