sophie 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 I need to get revenge on a bastard. I already stole his footie shirt and ignored his millions of calls. I need to get him back. I caught him shagging another bird. i was in the house at the time asleep in his room, waiting for hom to come home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 shag his best mate/brother/dad/dog or all of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophie 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Author Share Posted May 17, 2006 Nah thats a cliche. His brothers married and i dont know where his dad is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Jesus wept Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 force him to post on newcastle online tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophie 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Author Share Posted May 17, 2006 He did. I love that phrase.Its a classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 I need to get revenge on a bastard. I already stole his footie shirt and ignored his millions of calls. I need to get him back. I caught him shagging another bird. i was in the house at the time asleep in his room, waiting for hom to come home. 137176[/snapback] "Cheat on him with a poof" was going to be my next suggestion actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophie 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Author Share Posted May 17, 2006 Become a lesbian and blame it on him being a crap shag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Post his number and someone'll give him a ring pretending to be from the clap clinic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Tell everyone he's got a little cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Become a lesbian and blame it on him being a crap shag 137186[/snapback] Then video it and put it on here, that'll teach him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophie 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Author Share Posted May 17, 2006 Well if i get drunk I will. I like the idea of ringing him though ha ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 I need to get revenge on a bastard. I already stole his footie shirt and ignored his millions of calls. I need to get him back. I caught him shagging another bird. i was in the house at the time asleep in his room, waiting for hom to come home. 137176[/snapback] tell him you love him and take him back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Rub chilli powder into his undies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Well if i get drunk I will. I like the idea of ringing him though ha ha. 137193[/snapback] The pubs open in 11 minutes. Chop chop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophie 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Author Share Posted May 17, 2006 I already gave him a second chance. So he can fuck himself now. I wass tupid enough to take him back, Im not going to take him back again. On to bigger and better men now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Send him a picture of your cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 I already gave him a second chance. So he can fuck himself now. I wass tupid enough to take him back, Im not going to take him back again. On to bigger and better men now 137199[/snapback] Doesn't sound like he has to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophie 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Author Share Posted May 17, 2006 I dont have a cock. Sign him up for a cock enlargement scheme. Send porn adressed to him to his mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Go round his house, call up a gay chatline or Meenzer and leave the phone off the hook for hours. Or phone up the australian talking clock then leave the phone of the hook until he gets back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophie 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Author Share Posted May 17, 2006 Order around a million pizza's and taxi's to his house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 She him pre-op photos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophie 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Author Share Posted May 17, 2006 Im not a man or have never been one Brock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 I dont have a cock. 137204[/snapback] Not even a small one? Disappointed tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 If he's looking for another chance tell him you'll give him it. Give it a month or so then tell him you want to spice things up and a bit public nooky is the way to do it. While he's lying there having his post coital bine, nab all his claithes apart from his socks and do one. Good locations would be a pub/club/restaurant/church loo, his mam and dads or at the match. Either that or knock on his door and run away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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