Meenzer 15716 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 ...so, as usual, I'll pander to the grubby heterosexualist majority on here and try and tempt you into watching with a gratuitous gallery of the foreign laydeez on offer this year. Belarus France Macedonia Monaco Netherlands Spain (yes it is Las Ketchup, and yes they do look like drag queens) Ukraine Actually, that's a pretty crap selection, isn't it? Oh well, never mind, because last but not least there's Severina from Croatia, whose... home videos caused a bit of a stir when they leaked (as it were) a few years back. Can't think why... She's singing a song about her stilettos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Where's the Scandinavian death metal act? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted May 16, 2006 Author Share Posted May 16, 2006 (edited) Where's the Scandinavian death metal act? 136826[/snapback] Yep, they definitely belong in this thread. EDIT: Mind, compared with Las Ketchup.... Edited May 16, 2006 by Meenzer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Another year another excuse for you and your boyfriend to mince around your bum bags tbh. Thought you would've kicked this obsession by now, does your bloke not think it's a bit weird, no hold on I've just remembered he gay. So who should i be putting my money on this year then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Belarus entry looks a little... post-op.. I'm getting the impression that she shares a lot in common with that shim what won big bruvva. also I find myself in a quandry... that french bird is Fit... but she's french which probably indicates she's of the hirsute persuasion, not a facet I value on my women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 first girl looks a tad like Rachel Stevens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted May 16, 2006 Author Share Posted May 16, 2006 Another year another excuse for you and your boyfriend to mince around your bum bags tbh. Thought you would've kicked this obsession by now, does your bloke not think it's a bit weird, no hold on I've just remembered he gay. So who should i be putting my money on this year then? 136831[/snapback] And just as much of a Eurovision fanboy as I am. Greece has been getting a lot of money, but I don't see it. Germany look like having a decent shout, Sweden and Bosnia probably won't be far away either, with Ireland and Croatia decent each-way options. But then I'm always wrong, so some 100/1 shot from the Former Flathian Dictatorship of Botslavia will no doubt run away with it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11542 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Here's hoping Daz Sampson gets nul point. Even by Eurovision standards, that song (and i use the term loosely) is a steaming pile of dog shit. And who directed the video? Gary fucking Glitter?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 One of the things I love about going to Greece is that the radio stations are trapped in some sort of Eurovision time warp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 first girl looks a tad like Rachel Stevens 136836[/snapback] take it back, you fucking take that back! why would you say such a thing, Rachel might here you I would never say anything half as cruel and twisted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 first girl looks a tad like Rachel Stevens 136836[/snapback] take it back, you fucking take that back! why would you say such a thing, Rachel might here you I would never say anything half as cruel and twisted! 136843[/snapback] im sorry, i take it back!!!! Mind you, my son said the same when he looked, so cant just be me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 And where are the pictures that are going to persuade us girls and gays to watch it?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 And where are the pictures that are going to persuade us girls and gays to watch it?! 136848[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 And where are the pictures that are going to persuade us girls and gays to watch it?! 136848[/snapback] like you lot would need any encouragement to watch this camp-fest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Actually, that's a pretty crap selection, isn't it? Oh well, never mind, because last but not least there's Severina from Croatia, whose... home videos caused a bit of a stir when they leaked (as it were) a few years back. Can't think why... She's singing a song about her stilettos. 136825[/snapback] http://www.sexuploader.com/?d=3U4JURDN http://rapidshare.de/files/143686/severina_vuckovic.wmv.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted May 16, 2006 Author Share Posted May 16, 2006 And where are the pictures that are going to persuade us girls and gays to watch it?! 136848[/snapback] As has been said already, we don't need quite as much persuading. Besides, it's all a bunch of camp Eastern European teenieboys and Armenian monobrows this year. Terribly disappointing. So I can just about do you an Albanian in a silly hat: And a Moldovan bloke who used to be in O-Zone: A swarthy Portuguese git who's decided he's Swiss: And a Russian who veers dangerously close to mullet territory in some shots: But that's about it, unless you're into beardy Slovenes, fat camp old Swedes, fat camp old Irishmen, fat camp old... well, you get the picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Judging by those pictures, Monaco should win. And Belarus' face looks nothing like Rachel's. :confusedfacesmiley3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 And where are the pictures that are going to persuade us girls and gays to watch it?! 136848[/snapback] As has been said already, we don't need quite as much persuading. Besides, it's all a bunch of camp Eastern European teenieboys and Armenian monobrows this year. Terribly disappointing. So I can just about do you an Albanian in a silly hat: And a Moldovan bloke who used to be in O-Zone: A swarthy Portuguese git who's decided he's Swiss: And a Russian who veers dangerously close to mullet territory in some shots: But that's about it, unless you're into beardy Slovenes, fat camp old Swedes, fat camp old Irishmen, fat camp old... well, you get the picture. 136887[/snapback] so disapointing.....not a ginner in sight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Yay, I love Eurovision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Me too, but not in a gay way like the above post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 (edited) Portugese bloke looks like a failed try-out for Eiffel 65 like! Edited May 16, 2006 by WubbleUC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted May 17, 2006 Author Share Posted May 17, 2006 so disapointing.....not a ginner in sight 136905[/snapback] Pity it's not last year when the Irish sent this right old looker: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 so disapointing.....not a ginner in sight 136905[/snapback] Pity it's not last year when the Irish sent this right old looker: 137218[/snapback] He looks like the killer from Creep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Monaco gets my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophie 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 She is a lesbian too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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