snakehips 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *farts, scratches ball-bag and scalp. Coughs and feels not-too-bothered about life in general* This is the normal blokey acknowledgement for us lads first thing. Done in response to the girlie (oh, we're so nice and cheerful) 'hello girls' thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *picks nose and wipes it on the underside of chair* Morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *tucks into fry up* Ah up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *opens a beer and watches football* Aight lads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 (edited) Good morning you 'orrible lot heres a smiley for you then manc mag (perhaps being a lesbian wouldnt be a bad thing) Edited May 16, 2006 by Toonraider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *Looks at a map and is able to determine current position and direction home* Morning all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 (edited) *Looks at a map and is able to determine current position and direction home* Morning all. 136529[/snapback] ohhhhh thats abit below the belt!! But i see if you all wanna play it that way carry on..... *goes to wipe pubic hairs from toilet seat, puts the loo seat down and then proceeds to wash and disinfect piss covered bathroom floor!! Edited May 16, 2006 by Toonraider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *answers a question with 'yes' and actually means 'yes' and not 'no'.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *Looks at a map and is able to determine current position and direction home* Morning all. 136529[/snapback] ohhhhh thats abit below the belt!! But i see if you all wanna play it that way carry on..... *goes to wipe pubic hairs from toilet seat, puts the loo seat down and then proceeds to wash and disinfect piss covered bathroom floor!! 136531[/snapback] Calm down dear, it's not just you, it's Meenzer too.. http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7069 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *answers a question with 'yes' and actually means 'yes' and not 'no'.* 136539[/snapback] Let it go mate....she was asking for it.....those skirts were more like belts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *answers a question with 'yes' and actually means 'yes' and not 'no'.* 136539[/snapback] Let it go mate....she was asking for it.....those skirts were more like belts! 136545[/snapback] How many was she wearing ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *picks up spider with bare hands and puts it outside* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Takes a piss and misses the toilet..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *parks first time and without crying* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Forget's to have the daily morning wank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Parked the car successfully between the white lines, first time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *Takes newspaper to the toilet and tells everyone "I'm going for a nice dump"* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *goes to the toilet without needing a friend for support* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *stands with arms folded, shaking head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15742 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Parked the car successfully between the white lines, first time 136588[/snapback] Second time in the thread though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Parked the car successfully between the white lines, first time 136588[/snapback] Second time in the thread though 136604[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *stands with arms folded, shaking head* 136601[/snapback] White with 2 sugars please Cath...... and a bacon butty wouldn't go amiss! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *stands with arms folded, shaking head* 136601[/snapback] White with 2 sugars please Cath...... and a bacon butty wouldn't go amiss! 136612[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *Does some shoddy DIY, complete with pencil tucked behind ear and builder's bum showing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15742 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *shags a bloke* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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