BBQ season

[Optimistic Nut 312]

Summer is coming...

 

BBQ

 

After long months of cold & winter, we are finally coming up to summer & BBQ

season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of

this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man

will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

 

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put

into motion:

 

Routine...

 

1) The woman buys the food.

2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, & makes dessert.

3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with

the necessary cooking utensils & sauces, & takes it to the man who is

lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

 

Here comes the important part:

 

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

 

More routine....

 

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates & cutlery.

6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks

her & asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

 

 

Important again:

 

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL & HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

 

More routine.....

 

8.) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces &

brings them to the table.

9) After eating, the woman clears the table & does the dishes.

 

And most important of all:

 

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN & THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing

her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

[Brock Manson 0]

"The only type of cooking a real man will do"

 

I was making fajitas for 4 people friday night.

[Guest alex]

Should read "The only cooking fuckwits can manage."

[Thompson 0]

Love the smell of a Barby on a summaz day like!

[Jill 0]

My mam insisted on having a barbecue yesterday in the pissing rain.. had a fucking gazebo and everything.. bad.